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  • Mason is a female director/cinematographer in Adult Cinema with a high reputation, though I find her videos generally below even mediocre status. This one as the title suggests is a combination of the currently feverishly popular IR and jail-bait genres.

    She insists on padding the running time with idiotic interviews with the young actresses before they are impaled by BBDs, and reveals, between giggles, a fascination with how the huge cocks disappeared so completely into the gals' pussies (and in one case ass). This is amplified in the extraneous BTS short subject included on the DVD, where the girls, all seasoned professionals as sex workers, whimsically wonder the same thing: where did that salami go?

    This arcane issue, quite germane to the "spectacle" nature of such gonzo porn (not about eroticism at all but merely designed to titillate the viewer with visual strangeness, something Barnum popularized over a century ago) is set forth by employing extremely petite femmes with slight figures: cover girl and star Piper Perri, still wearing braces when this was shot, boasts of being 4'10" tall and weighing a mere 70 pounds. All the better to contrast with beefy (though short for an actor himself) Rico Strong and especially his foot-long, always erect dick.

    Schoolgirl costumes are the rage here, and two such dropouts (Adult Entertainment was calling and she got drafted) Alina West and Zoey Monroe both take sizable cocks up the posterior with ease. Monroe even squirts after parnter Jon Jon's money shot.

    All told, a remarkably dumb video, memorable not so much for its "daring" visuals aimed at closet pedophiles but rather the giddy giggling and inane attitudes of young XXX actresses and their over-the-top handler Mason.