- Danny Sharp: We're not the bad guys, we're just the guys trying to get home!
- Will Sharp: Well, we don't get to walk off into the sunset!
- Will Sharp: I gotta get back to my wife and my son no matter what.
- Cam Thompson: Does your wife know you rob banks?
- Cam Thompson: What do you want?
- Danny Sharp: We're just gonna borrow it.
- Cam Thompson: I got a cop shot, I gotta get him to the hospital!
- Danny Sharp: I'm gonna need you to help us, why don't you help us?
- Will Sharp: We're doing hostages now?
- Officer Mark: Romantics, they don't get the girl. At all. You remember when Sean Connery said, 'Losers whine, winners get to fuck the prom queen'?
- Officer Zach: Mmm. That's... super aggressive. No, I don't remember that.
- Officer Mark: The Rock?
- Officer Zach: The Rock. Yeah, he's an actor. Was a wrestler first.