18 September 2015 | lor_
Peppy, dirty schoolgirl comedy with vast Brit cast
Bluebird Films takes a different approach to the popular schoolgirls comedy genre, minus the gonzo of competing Harmony Films' YOUNG HARLOTS series, in ANNA LOVATO'S YES MISS, a loosely improvised amusing piece of porn.
Lovato is the headmistress of a girls' school, and perhaps that's the extent of the uncredited back-of-the-envelope script. She's wonderful at improvising and no slouch in the sex department, making for an entertaining combination.
Film is divided into five sketches, with Michelle Thorne ably playing two different characters over the course of the two hours. She first appears as Miss Thorne, step-parent of recalcitrant student Gemma Hiles. Hiles persists in giving uppity answers from headmistress Lovato, and receives corporal punishment in return. Thorne has fallen behind in her tuition payments so she has to service the headmistress as payment "in kind".
Wearing a mortar board comically on her head, Lovato wields all sorts of instruments against the young girl, including cane and ruler.
Next segment is in language class, ruled by the stern but beautiful Roxxana. All hell breaks loose in this class, but principally there is sex between superstar Cindy Behr and Roxxana. I thought R might be using a real accent, but when she started speaking lines like "Wery bad lesbian".
Another big name, Linsey Dawn McKenzie, pops up as the matron in the school infirmary, dubbed a "Sickbay". She seduces student Sophia, while other girls pair off in the background. For some reason, Bluebird likes to cast many beauties as soft-core extras in their XXX films, unnecessary but welcome additional eye candy (there are 21 players credited in YES MISS)..
This orgy aspect is evident in the next exchange-student episode with innumerable actresses surrounding the principal humpers. Finals continues the pattern, with Lovato herself teaching sex education and Michelle back with pig- tails this time playing a student and surprisingly humping Stephan Hard in the feature's only boy/girl scene. No matter how dirty the sex gets, it's all played as in good clean fun.