28 August 2018 | lor_
I like Angie, but...
In an era of porn where jail-bait talent rules supreme, I am glad for the presence of the throwback Aussie superstar Angela White. She carries on a tradition I identify with favorites of mine like Christy Canyon and Sarah Young, a big personality brunette in a breasty body. But despite her frequent and wonderful acting performance for others, Angela loves to go gonzo for her own label as in this typical bloated exercise.
Every scene starts the same (in this and other AGW productions), Angela posing in sexy outfits outdoors amid scenic surroundings, before heading inside to hump away with abandon. Now in her 30s, she seems out to prove that she can do anything sexually and in this needlessly 2-DVD set (running time could easily fit on one, but that wouldn't impress the great unwashed public) we have the usual idiotic industry boasts like "First DP" or "First Gangbang" or the almost quaint "First Airtight".
Starting with airtight, that quaint term is exhibited by Angela fillng her three holes simultaneously with BBCs, another quaint term meaning Big Black Cock rather than the venerable UK broadcaster. Also killing much running time is her mechanical blow-bang and gang-bang, former having the deep-throated studs in a circle around her not showing their faces, though Marco Banderas' telltale tattoos identify him.
A lesbian threesome is thrown in featuring Anikka Albrite and Alexis Texas, but despite White's sweat equity, it's boring. Mechanical sex is mechanical sex, no matter how much talent is on the payroll or even if the leading lady is a true icon bent on being proclaimed the hardest working lady in porn.