Add a Review

  • Unlike its competition, the Brit porn label and website Killergram does not try to impress with fancy sets or technique. It deals in raw sex, hiring a cross-section of beautiful local models, and for the viewer it is take it or leave it.

    For this crudely titled opus, the first in the series I've seen (they are not routinely exported to the U.S., probably because we already have more than enough generic gonzo material of our own) the talented director DiSanto (aka William Disley) shows his usual techniques but less style. I had recently seen a newer Office-themed feature of his "Executive Affairs" which had visual interest, but "Cum 8" is set in a bare set, the office consisting basically of counter-style desks, laptops and chairs. It's even less interesting than those ultra-cheap sets of a 1971 porn film, and lacks even historical design artifacts to stare at.

    That's because we are only supposed to stare at beautiful women, speaking with impenetrable accents in banter so ephemeral it might as well have been shot MOS. Dirty blonde Scarlett Lovatt is impressive, with her segment ending in a creampie; busty blonde Samantha Shaw in fishnet stockings is all sex, and Michelle Moist & Holly Dee can be counted on to give professional XXX turns. Least familiar participant, brunette Tammie Lee is fetching, wearing green undies.

    The synopsis for the video claims the action is taking place in the actual Killergram's offices run by filmmaker Anjali Kara, but the actual on-screen action is content-free: just girls with laptops displaying a porn website.