My Evil Stepmom Fucked My Ass 3

One over-the-top classic vignette saves this typically self-indulgent Evil Angel release from Dana Vespoli, who gets paid by Buttman Stagliano to satisfy her fantasies. I'm on record vastly preferring her serious work for other labels, principally the Mile HIgh group.

In the brilliant (in its own way) comic final vignette, we see Dana rubbing down her pet horse, then heading indoors to browbeat poor Adriana Chechik, accusing the young beauty of being obsessed with bestiality. This is an obvious case of the pot calling the kettle black, but with a constant straight face (and somehow remaining in character throughout) the evil Dana insists that Adriana has been lusting after her beloved horse, and that it is time to teach the girl a lesson.

After riding her on a saddle with a carrot instead of a bit between Chechik's teeth, Dana inserts said carrot in the girl's posterior and proceeds from there. She whips out a special dildo that is shaped and colored to approximate a horse-cock (why she has such an item handy in her house is left unexplained but a tell) and laboriously sticks it up Adriana's ass. This may sound lurid to describe, but accompanied by Dana's manic dialog and Adriana's bewilderment it is priceless black humor.

Underscoring the lunacy of Vespoli's conception, as she continues hell-bent to break through any perceived barrier in sexual exploration, is her impromptu discussion of bestiality in the BTS short subject on the DVD that reveals she has given some thought, fantasy-only, to having sex with her beloved horse.

The other segments are standard for this poor-taste series, as Phoenix Marie as a gold-digger step-mother abuses poor kid Jenna Sativa with medical instruments while wearing Dana's favorite fashion statement, black rubber gloves. Sovereign Syre turns dom in a goofy yet romantic motel room tryst with her step-kid Sara Luvv, and Chanel Preston freaks out as a doctor, putting her step-child Jenna J. Ross through the ringer when latter goes to the clinic for an STD test. That scene is really an excuse for JJ to show off her deep-throat skills on a massive dildo that destined to be lodged in both gals' posteriors, raising several hygienic questions that are way above my pay-grade.