Barrett Blade is asleep at the wheel, as usual, piloting this Nuru Massage filler for producer Bree Mills. His employment seems designed to make Bree's partner Alan (who handles the girl/girl content) look good by comparison.
The five segments take place at the balcony apartment where a seemingly clandestine massage parlor is operating. This is underscored by the clumsy opening segment in which Tommy Gunn, wearing reading glasses for no good reason, shows up not as client but as landlord in search of his monthly rent. While in a normal screenplay the discovery that his tenant is running a massage parlor (without informing him) would be a major plot device, here Tommy ignores it, accepting instead a free massage (worth $200 as fans of this product line know) from the beauteous Chloe Amour.
I enjoyed watching Amour do her thing, but the regimented Nuru format is deadly dull: shower with the client and give him a quick hand-job, then take a bath that features an equally brief blow-job, followed by the seaweed-based Nuru gel applied to both bodies, body/body rubdown and then intercourse = money shot. Every Bree massage vignette in the Nuru category is exactly the same.
The other four segments are just as awkwardly presented, with Tyler Nixon showing up in place of his dad as the Nuru gel delivery man, paid in kind by plain yet sexy no-namer Jamie Jackson; Will Powers utterly unconvincing as an inventor whose patent just made him a millionaire so he gives it to masseuse AJ Applegate in her ample posterior, giving her a $100 tip -nice tip for most of us but pretty paltry for a suddenly rich braggart; Mr. Pete in yellow State Prison inscribed jump suit using money from a wallet he found to hump masseuse Chloe Addison, winner of breast in show here.
Finale is utterly bungled, with the set-up dialog confusing and unintelligible. Basically we have cute Lucy Tyler and her cameraman Jay Smooth supposedly on a community college project interviewing masseuse Kat Kay on what makes Nuru different. Best way is to show how, and the resulting threesome with two blondes on 1 dick as perfunctory as possible, though gazing at the unfamiliar petite beauties is a pleasure. As usual, Bree & Blade cast wonderful femme talent and then waste it.
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