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  • When a popular series like this drags on for 18 editions, you don't expect much more than the same-ole, and that's what you get here. Cast's enthusiasm puts the pointless spectacle into the winning column for all-sex enthusiasts.

    Of course Lisa Ann is a sure path to victory once she's been cast and signed on the dotted line. Her segment is cheaply done, on a phony-baloney prison set as she's attempting to teach prisoners in stir. Once the warden and some extras have left, Lisa's left behind to be gang-raped by three seasoned porno studs: Sean Michaels, James Deen and Erik Everhard, who've racked up at least 4,000 screen credits between them. Since Lisa acquiesces after a minute or two it doesn't count as rape, in porn terms.

    Other segments are hardly in this A-list league, but have their sexy and silly moments. Two of the actresses are identical in type: Veronica Vice and Madison Fox, though Fox is sort of a plain-Jane. Vice, teamed with teacher Keiran Lee on a school outing, is terrible at reciting dialog, and properly fits the industry "model" category rather than thespian.

    Bruce Venture is 100% unconvincing as a teacher reciting stuff about explorer Roald Amundsen, but soon humping Audrey Bitoni. This turns out to be role- playing, but he's still cast as a teacher.

    Monique Alexander always adds a touch of class as after her Nina Hartley-look breast augmentation (results make it look like they used the same surgeon), and brightens up a particularly stupid (and cheap) vignette. She's reading a romance novel in the library, and Ramon Nomar materializes in a funny-looking outfit as supposedly an incarnation of Don Juan, to hump her amidst the stacks. Brazzers named this episode "Dreaming of the Don", an unfortunate title that conjured up the Mafia for me.

    Script oddly was on the money casting Franceska Jaimes as a sexy teacher from Colombia, where the actress was born. Xander Corvus, with long, curly hair for a change, tells his buddies how he humped this girl on a Latin American vacation, and sure enough the same girl appears as their new teacher (and he humps her again). I truly detest porn parodies, yet wonder why no one ever cast her as Sofia in a "Modern Family" ripoff. Cuban-born Luna Star has already been tapped for that assignment, a poor choice.