Sins of Life

"Sins of Life" is a poster child of what's wrong with the "new" not-so-improved Brazzers label. After 10 years and maybe 500 big-bust vignette titles, the company which is part of an international smut conglomerate has gone chintzy, releasing increasingly junkier and dumbed down product which will eventually decimate its fan base, yours truly included. Alteady infected is its new stable mate following a corporate acquisition: Digital Playground, many of its releases looking like bad carbon copies of the old Brazzers format.

Sloppy is too kind a term to describe "Sins": first off the DVD is completely jumbled with not only the Menu listing segments incorrectly but the feature presented out of order. Parts Two and Parts Three precede Part One of the story, and making matters even more confusing the first 5 minutes are "highlights" that play like an incomprehensible, interminable trailer. What a mess: even the title is inconsistent, listed as just "Sins Life" without the "of" when each segment has its own credits.

When I finally sorted out what was originally intended, I was left with a 3-episode 135- minute (including highlights and start-over credits in the middle) whose story is attributed to star Kissa Sins, paired with Johnny Sins and evidently riding his Brazzers coattails. She's an okay looking bleached blonde with decent tits but not in the league of the women cast since 2004 in Brazzers videos. She reminded me of one of the Natasha/Natalia Starr sisters without their talent.

Her story is banal -leaving home to crash with her ne'er-do-well boyfriend Johnny in Vegas. Not much happens along the way: out hitchhiking she is given a ride in the desert by Riley Reid who insists on sex with her, positioned as forced-sex but it takes just a matter of nanoseconds for Kissa to comply. I ended up watching this segment last due to the mistaken construction of the DVD.

Once in Vegas she seems like a submissive masochist, digging punishment from Johnny but this is strictly BDSM lite. The next vignette has Johnny enjoying the favors of three girls at once: Kissa plus Dahlia Sky and Aidra Fox.

It all adds up to nothing. So Brazzers fleshes out the video with another hour comprised of two unrelated vignettes. Johnny Sins stars in every segment but not as the same character. We get to see him hump Veruca James and the real thing Natalia Starr. Veruca plays a sexy maid in a switch on those awful "cuckold" videos - in this case Sins' portly (and uncredited actress) wife takes no notice of him humping their maid. Natalia is the restaurant manager of a Brazzers Cafe in a dumb spoof titled "Incognito Boss" in which Sins plays the CEO of the Brazzers organization, going undercover to check out operations while wearing a bad rug at a branch in which Starr is way oversexed. The female employees she harasses (sexually that is) are busty Alura Jenson and a Casey Calvert lookalike named Cydella Vegas, who apparently is not a porn actress but really an extra.

Add it all up and it makes one yearn for the assembly line Brazzers pumped out a decade ago about MILFs, Doctors, Athletes or Schoolgirls, mindless but of high sexual quality.