Wife Swap

No less than McKenzie Lee and Marcus London appear in this old British stab at porn - perhaps even they still had an amateur status at this point. It's poorly made but interesting due to their presence, unlike the tons of early millennium Brit porn with ugly-looking amateurs cast.

Title telegraphs the content: 2 hours of three couples having swapped partners, followed by an orgy of them all humping in the living room together. Cinematic technique is primitive and direction (credited to "Sandy Caine") nonexistent. Making it worthwhile is the lengthy opener pairing London and McKenzie, humping away cheerfully in the bathroom with low-angle camera doing Lee justice. She is far prettier here than in her later and breast-augmented editions, while London's youthful look and hairdo is an interesting contrast -this is so old that his trademark large tattoo is absent. It is worth noting that his inadequate IMDb mini-bio written by some industry apologist claims he started in porn in 2005, some two years after "Wife Swap" was released.

The rest of the show is poor, badly photographed and in the case of one couple staged in a tiny bedroom that has an annoying pinkish tint to the footage. Apart from the occasional Britishisms regarding "spunk", "wank it" and other jargon, the dialog is a bore.

Ending orgy is prosaic and basically the video is worthless after Segment one with its superstars. Perhaps it will be anthologized for future preservation.