The Christmas Project (2016)

Brian Neal Clark: Ralph Buckley

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Quotes 

• Ralph Buckley : Freeze right there, Santa's little helper!

• Ralph Buckley : [finding Matthew in Time Out]  So, uh, what'd you do this time?

  Matthew Buckley : I don't remember.

  Ralph Buckley : That's a good answer. Got a future in politics, I think.

• Pam Buckley , Ralph Buckley , Simon Buckley , Matthew Buckley , Peter Buckley , John Buckley : [the family pledge]  We do hereby promise to perform our elving duties with honor ands bravery. We will NEVER divulge our identities to the people we elve no matter what mayhem or bedlam might be inflicted upon us. This is our solemn pledge.

• Ralph Buckley : Here ya go, Simon. Go ahead.

  John Buckley : Simon ALWAYS gets to go first.

  Ralph Buckley : Well, it's because I love Simon more.

  [Pam laughs] 

  Ralph Buckley : Plus he's the oldest. We just start in order, okay?

• Ralph Buckley : [as the family gets out of their car at night to leave anonymous "elving" gifts]  All right, boys. He who falls behind gets left behind.

  Pam Buckley : [the mom]  Yep!

  Ralph Buckley : Including women.

  Pam Buckley : Ralph!

  Ralph Buckley : Shhh!