The Christmas Project (2016)

Michael Buster: Adult Matthew Narrator

Quotes 

• Adult Matthew : For a moment I thought I detected a whiff of fear in Simon's voice. It was an octave higher than usual. Puberty had so far eluded Simon. It was his Achilles heel.

• Pam Buckley : Ew! Stop that, Farding!

  [the boys all snicker] 

  Adult Matthew : F-A-R-*D*... I-N-G. Farding.

  Pam Buckley : [exasperated and sarcastic]  Mm-hm. It's funny every time.

  Adult Matthew : The naming of our dog was brilliant, a serendipitous gift that kept on giving every single day.

• Juniper Goodman : What are you doing?

  Simon Buckley : Gathering soil sample?

  Adult Matthew : How do I keep losing to this guy?

• Allen Goodman : Hi. I'm Allen Goodman. Nice chicken. I used to raise dorkens when I was little.

  Adult Matthew : Dorken? What's a dorken?

  Allen Goodman : You look like you could use a friend.

  Adult Matthew : Ohh, THAT'S a dorken.

• Adult Matthew : Mom says no, but I'm pretty sure Simon's adopted.

• Adult Matthew : The Hagbarts' trees were not like the ones at Jay's lot. Jay's trees were tall and strong-looking. These trees were straggly and ugly - just like the Hagbarts.

• Adult Matthew : You never elve two nights in a row. That way they don't know when you're coming, but I gotta admit... I wasn't into it.

• Adult Matthew : That was my first talk that was man-to-man with my dad. He's been my best friend ever since.

• Adult Matthew : [looking at a manger scene]  I mean, come on, how do you love your enemy if they won't stop hurting you?

• Adult Matthew : Yep, angels are real. I've met one.