Frankie Cornell
Jake Cornell
Barton Cornell
Alexandria Cornell
Miss Tzu
Cousin Ben
Roz
Irma
Portia
Bunky
Homeless Man
Joe Security Guard
Coach Zimmer
Agent
Big Shot Sanders (as Warren Abbot)
Arthur
Judge
Kessler
Snarky Sportscaster
Phil Arrassmussen
Kid
Photographer
Frankie's Staff 2 (uncredited)
Frankie's Staff 1 (uncredited)
Party Guy (uncredited)
Arena Concession Worker (uncredited)