15 January 2016 | lor_
High marks for title alliteration; not much else to recommend
The new label UK Porn Kings has issued standard stuff so far, essentially the same sort of content found on siblings Killergram and Porno Static over the past decade. This one is random, not particularly about posteriors but simply showcasing UK beauties.
After watching I felt the same way as going in, namely that Paige Turnah is tops among local talent. Her voice and personality are not tapped for this gonzo assignment, but she's alluring nonetheless.
Gimmick is a cheap backdrop on the set of the kind of greenish camouflage material one would expect out in the field, while the girls are vaguely dressed in military mufti. The guys' faces are not shown -for this particular exercise they are merely objectified as disembodied cocks.
It's a sloppy production with camera flubs and framing mistakes left in the final print. Even the military garb format is contradicted arbitrarily by girls wearing fishnet stockings and high heels -not exactly useful on a long hike or even obstacle course.
Minimal patter is exemplified by the final gal's line after a money shot: "Hot, sticky, spunk -just what I like". Use of the word spunk reassures us that, yes, this was made in jolly old England. No technical credits.