Kevin Garvey (voice)
Laurie Garvey
Matt Jamison
Tom Garvey (credit only)
Nora Durst (credit only)
John Murphy
Michael Murphy
David Burton
Arturo
The Sailor
Older Woman
Vigorous Hand Job Guy
Cop
Ticket Agent
Seductrix
Ginger
First Mate
Captain Henig (as Ken Radley)
Young Woman with Beret
Lioness Handler
French Prayer (voice) (as Matt Wolf)
Frasier the Lion
Bolt Cutter (uncredited)