28 January 2016 | lor_
Cut-rate effort, insulting the Brazzers faithful
My cry in the wilderness will undoubtedly fall on deaf ears since the lion's share of Brazzers fans are using the website, but for us old-tech DVD fans, "World War XXX" is a step in the wrong direction. Might as well have been about the Boer War.
The Brazzers format is 11 years old but is being abandoned in favor of rather haphazard attempts at long-form entertainment, though each long- form project is still divided into chapters - 30 minutes being the usual benchmark. So WW XXX or World War 30 by my reckoning, has four 30- minute chapters totalling two hours, as opposed to the 3 or 4 hour Brazzers of old that usually stretched to 6 completely unrelated segments.
Running time aside, the big cheat here is featuring two actresses (each gets to emote sexually for two segments) instead of the old six to a dozen or more busty beauties formula. If that sounds chintzy, it is, and negative feedback is guaranteed.
Following the pernicious "parody" (translates in English to ripoff) trend, this one seems to riff on The Walking Dead rather the targeted Brad Pitt movie. Big-breasted Corinna Blake fills the frame fighting off hungry zombies in the first two segments, first aided by Jessy Jones, and later hooking up with Brazzers' stalwart Johnny Sins. The FX work is minimal and poor, and the humping relatively unexciting. This is low-budget video-making, with very little action and not much for the (uncredited) assistant director or production manager to do. Even the director is uncredited.
Blake is written out of the script and Brazzers' latest #1 star Peta Jensen takes over for Part 3 to hump Mr. Sins. In Part 4, the label's greatest stud Danny D appears on the scene as a cynical military man whose big dick gets Peta's attention. (Her "Wow, hello!" reaction when he unveils Mr. foot-long is perhaps the only laugh in the entire show.)
Following Danny's money shot on Peta's belly, she's given the choice which stud to follow, leading to a disappointing non-ending, as if Brazzers was going to create a sequel to this stinker. Let's hope they drop it like a hot potato.
To assuage the fans' ire a bit, a bonus half-hour is included titled "Sperminate-her", a meek takeoff on that franchise that has a made-in- Britain feel to it. Busty, botox-lipped Chessie Kay is the lead, sent into the past to find a younger Keiran Lee and obtain his sperm, as our race (set in 2029 A.D.) is doomed unless we get fresh jizm. The extras, including an attractive blonde nemesis, go uncredited, and this sloppy piece of junk has Keiran cumming in Chessie's mouth, defeating the whole "sperm collection" premise. It's all designed to set up the groaner "I'll be back" tag-line, ending a terrible combo program.