Having missed out on Skow's salad days when he made his Adult rep (prized for "tease" for some reason), I wonder at his reversion to mindless, insulting porn after an intervening stint of making some fine features like "Daddy's Girl" and "Homecoming". This entry in his self- proclaimed "gonzo" series is stupid.
It's about realtors showing a typical Chatsworth porn-shoot mansion to prospective buyers, always resulting in "hump the customer". Writing (uncredited) is non-existing, acting is weak, and even talented performers seem to be operating on auto pilot.
Sure, the gals are all of the big-bust persuasion, and apparently that is considered enough for the fans. The British couple of Ryan Ryder and Jasmine Jae, increasingly busy in America of late (major brain drain for Brit Porn purveyors), hump each other with an obvious comfort level, but no sparks -this is what they get at home.
Of the other talent, Bridgette B. has a showy role that approximates the premise of TV's "Undercover Boss", with hapless realtor Alec Knight (but not the audience) taken in by her phony role-playing.
Very sloppy direction is evident in Ramon Nomar's segment, in which he is fixated on a Real Estate rule of selling the downstairs before showing off the upstairs: buyer Cherie DeVille playing a soap star which renders Ramon starstruck clearly indicates she's heading upstairs (where the bedroom is located) and Skow cuts to Nomar running around outdoors searching for her, only eventually heading upstairs where she is. Something got lost on his nonexistent storyboards.
Crummiest element here is Skow interrupting each and every set-up scene (before a vignette devolves into all-sex gonzo content) with a looking at the camera soft-core sequence of the actress modeling a bikini or bikini style underwear. Yes, the supposed master of tease must tease at all costs.
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