If this tells you anything, I'm a literal movie buff and had yet to create an account on here but watching the lowest budgeted movie on the planet, I absolutely had to make one. To start, my roommate and I both assumed this had to be either a low-budget Youtube video from a small account, or a high-school student's project for their film class. It was truly that bad.
For one, the acting could not be more horrendous. Their tones did not even match their facial gestures. As an example, one girl would act like she was scared but then her face would reveal she was slightly smiling.
Second, the camera work was quite mediocre. There was awkward panning and some zooming that was trying really hard to force an intimate moment but really it was placed so awkwardly that it made the storyline just confusing. Scenes were placed in random spots and certain cuts and transitions literally didn't make sense. If you've seen it, I would argue this movie has really heavy "Movie 43" and "A Haunted House" vibes. It was THAT bad. Though ironically, Movie 43 USED to be my marker of what I would consider to be a bad movie because that movie is rated a 4.3 on IMDB if I am not mistaken. Being that the overall rating for this movie is a 2.8....AND I ate a 25mg nutter butter....... this movie.... is so..... freaking terrible. If I could get a wish from a genie, I would literally wish for my friend and I to get this hour and 26 minutes of our lives back to use it on literally any other action in life. I would seriously take on knitting if I could and even aim to get the highest rated views on Tiktok JUST to guarantee that I will NEVER ever have to watch this movie again. You'll also see that this movie is so bad that I haven't even moved on to the third option yet; this is literally still the second reason this movie sucks. So anyway, continuing with the camera work, there are scenes that have such terrible angles you think you actually were watching a very cliche, low quality 80's porno that slowly transitions to a 90's porno. Basically? It's a bad movie just do yourself a favor. Don't bother watching it. It's really just sad, guys. If you are honestly a low-budget company or like students, I truly hope I didn't somehow break your hopes or dreams. Or on the other hand, I hope I did because abominations like this should not exist in this world. Or any world for that matter, we appreciate and respect all pronouns which means that we also appreciate all other planets and lifeforms. So, don't make this again. Ever.
Peace.
I guess, third? Like my review says. Really, the girls were kiiiinda hot. Not even Smokin'. Or Very. They were cute. Barely. And they wore outfits like they got the wrong sizes off bad quality clothing sites like Wish and and just looked uncomfortable. That's it. I promise. Goodbye. Lol but seriously this movie is awful okay byyyyyeeeee.
