Mother, May I Sleep with Danger? (2016 TV Movie) User Reviews (16)

The Blandest Episode of 'American Horror Story' Ever

[ascheland · 5/10 · 26 June 2016]

I'm sure the executives at Lifetime were proud of themselves when they green-lit the remake of "Mother, May I Sleep with Danger?" "We're letting everyone know we're in on the joke! How cool are we right now?" one of them might have crowed. "And we got James Franco!" another one probably squealed. "Tori and Ivan are also on board, but of course they would be, amiright?" I'll admit I was kind of looking forward to this, too, but there were a few things that made me apprehensive, starting with the the discovery that our heroine would be in the clutches of a lesbian vampire, not a dangerously possessive boyfriend. (Christ, does *everything* have to be about vampires and zombies now?) But what really had me wary was that 2016's "Mother, May I Sleep with Danger?" was, unlike the original, going to be intentionally campy.

I thought the campiness the 1996 original was largely overstated (Lifetime's "Drew Peterson: Untouchable" delivered far more camp thrills for my basic cable dollar). That said, the original "Mother, May I...?" is still a hoot, and it's fun because everyone involved was so earnest. For me, it's that lack of self-awareness that's essential for elevating a movie or TV show from a mere fiasco to a camp classic. When "Valley of the Dolls" was brought to the big screen, the studio thought they were making a hard hitting drama. "Mommie Dearest" was supposed to be Oscar bait. "The Swarm" was meant to be the ultimate disaster movie, instead of just a disaster. But the remake/re- imagining of "Mother, May I...?" is *trying* to be campy from the get-go, and the result is predictably underwhelming.

Most underwhelming of all is James Franco. If ever there's an actor working today who's worthy of being called the New Nicolas Cage, it's Franco, who can deliver Oscar-caliber performances ("127 Hours") and then go bats--t crazy ("Spring Breakers") without breaking a sweat. But like Cage, Franco doesn't always go nuts when we need him to. Just as Cage phoned it in on "Left Behind," Franco, as a director of a college production of "Macbeth," is literally sitting on the sidelines in "Mother, May I...?", doing little more than offering a few winking asides to the TV audience. Tori Spelling, cast as the mother this time out, does what she can to make lightning strike twice, but most of the camp value she brings to the screen has less to do with her performance--which is OK--and more to do with her being Tori Spelling, Reality Show Joke/Tabloid Punching Bag. Ivan Sergei, whose performance as the psycho boyfriend in the original was so much fun, is cast in the more subdued role of a college literature professor.

It should be noted that "Mother, May I...?" is technically proficient, with better acting (notably Leila George, who's sleeping with danger, and Emily Meade, the danger with whom she's sleeping) and better direction by Melanie Aitkenhead (not James Franco, as was reported at one time), than the original. However, the script, by Amber Coney from "the twisted mind of" James Franco, is ho-hum, Franco's mind not nearly twisted enough. At the end of the day, the movie plays like a bland episode of "American Horror Story," with all the gratuitous nudity, over-the-top performances, and bitchy lines that make *that* show fun cut out.

expected a spoof

[SnoopyStyle · 4/10 · 16 October 2016]

Pearl (Emily Meade) is turned into a Nightwalker by her vampire girlfriend. Pearl accidentally kills her while trying to get away. Five years later, the vampire vixens expect Pearl to replace their lost member. They kill abusive men and drain their blood. Pearl courts college student Leah Lewisohn (Leila George). Their professor (Ivan Sergei) is teaching vampire literature. Drama teacher (James Franco) is directing the school play MacBeth and Leah is given the part with Pearl as Lady MacBeth. Bob is interested in Leah and warns her mother Julie Lewisohn (Tori Spelling) about Pearl.

The title is ridiculous. I guess it refers to Tori Spelling's old movie. That's all the more reason to make this into a spoof of the earlier movie. Instead, Franco tries to write a sincere lesbian vampire movie. It can't work since everybody is expecting exploitation camp or a complete spoof. The production itself is par for the course in a Lifetime movie. This might be edgy thirty years ago but it's just bad cheese now. This does not bode well for Franco's writing skills and sensibilities. It's heavy-handed and tone-deaf with some badly written dialog. The harder he tries, the worst he makes it. Meade and George are fine but I can't stand Spelling and Franco.

Its so bloody annoying. No pun intended. Its literally just really annoying to watch. God awful script.

[angiris · 3/10 · 22 June 2016]

It's such a terribly written script. I've been repeating those words countless times whilst I watched this.

Rushiness is typical nowadays, especially with a 80 minute movie. But this is by far no excuse.

The start is good and interesting. Feels down to earth and engaging as well as kicking off a potentially good story rather well. It continues for about 40 % of the movie in a decent, yet sorta rushed phase but keeps us engaged and with expectations. Though in a positive way.

But by the time we cross that 40 % and move towards the Point of No Return everything begins getting awfully F-ing annoying and way beyond rushed. It literally does it very best to become a HUGE cliché and just ruin your experience so far.

We get the vampire theme. We get the build up sorta between these 2 girls. We have a good thing going.

But then of course we gotta shoe-horn in some annoying, whiny dude who's gotta just annoy the living crap out of us with his jealousy, paranoia and stalker behavior which ultimately turns him into this rapy dude, who's full of lies and BS yet somehow cares... His character is a complete joke. Its so half-baked you don't even know what the hell is going on, yet he's the trigger figure for putting a spin on things, before him ultimately being this evil vampire figure, hellbent on raping and killing our lead character for...reasons, thus leading to a insanely cringy ending. Its so poorly written and structured and just rips us out from what viewing pleasure we had up until this point.

After this the film continues with further clichés like this notion of homophobia, which is to me completely stupid considering this is a vampire film in 2016 ! yet somehow that is still relevant. My question is why? Its so painful to watch because its wasting our time with this " Omg you're dating a girl, not a guy" jibber jabber. Who the hell cares. Wheres the fantasy stuff? Character progression? There is so much pointless filler in this movie. And the worst part it its only 80 minutes long, yet seemingly contains so much pointless trash. Which makes its rushy phase so much worse.

I see potential here. I enjoyed the beginning reminding me of "We are the Night" with a twist. It just doesn't continue.

Instead we get so many annoying, pointless characters that get WAAY too much screen time like Tory Spelling, which surprised me. I like Spelling. But her mother character here is so horrifically made that shes not just bothersome, but downright annoying as hell. And alike the dude, shes just there...all the time, messing up an otherwise interesting story.

My best way of explaining why this happened was: "It seems they were too busy making this a TELEVISION movie...than just an actual movie. And that is really damn sad due to its potential. It could have been a nice vampire, teen flick with a bit of We are the Night, bit of twilight, bit of Buffy kinda. I can see that potential. Because I LOVE this genre.

And thus I freaking hate seeing this poor execution. What baffles me is that its a remake of the 96 version yet they made no improvements, nor increased its longevity to add more context or interesting story.

What is the point in remaking things if you're remaking s.h.i.t ? Seriously. Melanie Aitkenhead.

And my question to Amber Coney is just....why? Like...in general, to the entire thing. Why? When you read your script, your lines and the behavior of the characters present, did you approve of what you had written? Because one word I kept uttering whilst watching this cringey film, with its cringey characters and lines, plus rushed as hell phase from 1 scene to the next after the point of no return was: "Cancer"

Now. This is my subjective opinion of what I've seen and you can argue I might not like this specific approach and script writing.

But there are things in life that can be referred to as "Bad" And I believe that term applies to a lot of decisions in this script. It has a good concept. It has a good genre. Its story has potential. But the execution and its rush to the goal line after setting up the characters that were supposed to be in the focus, WHICH changes entirely half way in, makes for such insanely bad and uninteresting story telling.

I found this movie's story offensive to what I consider and expect to be good, interesting, engaging and fulfilling story progression with proper, solid context leading it from Point A to Point B.

Which ultimately leads me to the final conclusion of not at all being surprised by any of these terrible decisions made by both writer and director, when after googling them I found out both are very inexperienced in this field of expertise.

And I'm so tired of seeing bad directors and poor, alleged script writers ruining good potential for a genre that is on the rise but suffers from these stereotypical Hollywood trashy remakes and cash-ins. The movie poster doesn't even make any remote sense. Its comical if anything. Directly meant to lure people in with Franco's face yet his role is minor.

3 out of 10. Wasted potential by amateurs who have no business directing movies or writing scripts for them. Im sick of this wasting the time of people as well as their money with this laziness. It's garbage because it raises your expectations but falls flat intentionally due to lack of creativity.

In short it's a damn shame. Romantic concept, yet admirable, can't save it. This is not twisted. Its cringe and garbage.

Worst Vampire film ever, just as bad as Twilight

[UniqueParticle · 2/10 · 7 July 2019]

James Franco and Tori Spelling are barely in this and definitely shouldn't be on the poster/box, Emily Meade should! This movie is mostly lesbian lifetime style boredom and barely horror at all, the coolest part is when a girl is covered in blood otherwise this movie is a bologna sandwich gone wrong!

"Horror"able ooga booga

[Ed-Shullivan · 4/10 · 12 June 2018]

Even witchcraft, romance, murder, betrayal, a Shakespeare play, vampires and same sex relationships could not salvage this made for TV horror/thriller fiasco. Add to the mix the sure sign of a movie flop is to include the spoiled born into wealth and Hollywood actress Tori Spelling in the film. But the producers did not stop there with this movie bomb, oh no! The producers guaranteed themselves a bomb when they also added the grossly over exposed actor James Franco to this awful mess who has appeared in over three (3) dozen films in the past two years. That is a rate of appearing in a film every 3 weeks so what kind of quality performance and/or film would you expect James Franco to be appearing in at his rate of film appearances?

The only saving grace to this horror-able film are the two main characters that being actresses Leila George who is the vampire cults latest recruit and the newly born vampire Emily Meade. With a big open heart I give this crappy film a 4 out of 10 rating.

falters as camp and as a "real" movie from the "twisted mind" of James Franco

[Quinoa1984 · 4/10 · 18 June 2016]

As a Lifetime movie, not least of which a (in title only, as I'm told) remake of a "classic" 90's Lifetime movie also starring Tori Spelling, this brings the camp but only in small doses. If you also go into it expecting that James Franco directed it you'll be sadly mistaken - he wrote the "Television Story" though not the script, is an exec producer along with original star Spelling who appears here too and has an extended cameo as the director of the Macbeth in the movie - and of all things I now wish that Franco had directed it.

Maybe he knew this material was beneath him in some way, despite wanting to dip his toes into the world of teenage seduction and violence and other nefarious things (just as he dipped his toes ever so much like a spaz in General Hospital). What he gives us here is not some story of an abusive relationship, at least not at the core. It starts with a young woman, Pearl, being turned into a vampire and killing her maker, though she is now joined with three other goth-vampire ladies looking like rejects from The Craft (a movie this wishes it could be by the way).

Then cut to five years later (for... reasons?) and Leila George (Leah) is a college student who loves the first Twilight book (but not those awful sequels, heavens no!) and tries out and gets the lead as Macbeth (because #Feminism). She meets Pearl - a photographer who "lives her life in the lab" - and the two fall in love... but then the vampire stuff comes to life - will she or won't she turn her new love - and things unravel from there. And story wise it's not so much a question from daughter to mother as it is a "Mom, get out of my life, I'm Lesbians with this girl! Sheesh, didn't you see the hashtag with feminism?" But mother knows best, right? There's a lot of weak story stuff here, and the worst part is that the director - who at first until I looked up the info I was sure was Franco under a pseudonym, but alas Aitkenhead has other credits - things she's making something cutting edge and spiky.

I wish the movie had gone further into the camp or into the subplot of the film which shows that the three main vampire chicks go to frat parties and take out douches who try and date rape girls. How cool does that sound, especially as a hardcore, bloody, no-holds-barred exploitation flick (or sexploitation for that matter)? Instead we get this half-assed treatise about being queer, and it's not at all subtle about it. There's a college professor who pops up from time to time (and I'm certain it was meant for Nicholas Brendon, aka Xander from Buffy, as this is discount Nicholas Brendon incarnate), and spells out the themes as they happen. Actually one of the good moments with aforementioned vampire attack at a party is mucked up by narration about being gay and this lifestyle being reflected somehow in the, uh, supernatural, and it feels hollow and false if it's trying to be something real, and hokey if it's trying to be over the top.

Mostly, tonally, this is pretty flat, though it has some moments of camp (in part due to, I'm sure also no accident, a much younger/less talented James Franco clone in Nick Eversman's Bob with his howlingly funny facial tics), and a game Spelling as the mother. But by the end, for all of the blood (or was that grape jelly at a few points) and sex (surprisingly lots of skin for as TV-14), I wanted it to stop, and even at this the movie couldn't get itself straightened out as the final five-seven minutes are a mess. As far as major Hollywood people coming into the airy, dopey but in its own bizarre way integral Lifetime movie world, I say skip this and seek out last year's intentional homage/spoof A Deadly Adoption with Will Ferrell and Kirsten Wiig.

So awful, it's awesome !!!

[mariarammstein · 4/10 · 29 February 2020]

If you feel like cringe, irritation, laughable scenes, a movie to watch because it is so bad ? Look no further. This is your movie !! Super annoying. You'll have a blast.

Disappointment

[rita_hamlet · 2/10 · 10 October 2016]

I was so disappointed in this movie. I am a big James Franco fan, and I expected so much more. I really liked the original "Mother May I Sleep With Danger" and I expected this one to at least be similar or relate to, maybe a follow up. But nothing could be further froth truth other than the fact that Tori Spelling plays the mother in both movies. As I was watching it, I was waiting for a moment that would hook me in, but that moment never came. I finally gave up about half way through, after my husband had already fallen asleep. It was a little campy, but not campy enough to be entertaining. I generally like vampire movies, but there wasn't even enough of that for this to truly be a vampire movie. Honestly, there wasn't enough of anything to qualify this as any particular genre of movie, just bad. Unless you have a thing for really sub-par lesbian vampire movies (and not a great attempt at that) then steer clear of this one. Wish I had a better report. :(

Ghoulish Bloodsuckers Film

[lavatch · 1/10 · 3 May 2023]

There was an amateur feeling to the production values of this routine vampire film. The long musical interludes and interminable montages of graveyard scenes slowed down the pace to a rate similar to gridlock traffic in L. A. The conceptual approach first appeared to be satire, but it soon lapsed into a standard bloodsuckers gore fest.

The film included a subplot of a silly college production of Shakespeare's "Macbeth" with the lead character Leah cast in the role of Macbeth. James Franco played the director who simply sat in the audience and watched rehearsals without doing any directing. Leah was cast in the role of Macbeth and looked hopelessly adrift playing the role of power-hungry Scotsman. Apparently, the concept was that Macbeth and Lady Macbeth were lesbians.

Was the Macbeth theater production intended to be parallel to the main plot about Leah's love relationship with the vampire Pearl? If so, it was hopelessly confused.

The final stretch of the film was a series of vampire clichés. While a university professor had lectured about Bram Stoker and Christina Rosetti, the filmmakers' racy, sensationalized choices were dreary and unappealing in this unsuccessful film.

I Don't Even Have To Watch This...

[soulcrisis28 · 1/10 · 13 September 2021]

Tori Spelling? James Franco? Remake?

I see these three things put together I already know FAIL.

These long, drawn out reviews are not needed and unnecessary. Clearly by people who just like to hear themselves talk. Skip those and skip this movie.

Surprisingly good...

[paul_haakonsen · 6/10 · 29 August 2020]

Right, well for some reason I had mistaken this movie for another movie, so I was in for a bit of a surprise when I sat down to watch it. But mind you, the surprise was not an unwelcomed one, because I actually ended up enjoying this movie.

First of all, I must say that I was thrilled to see James Franco on the cast list. However, it was a shame that he was only playing a minor supportive role in the movie, as he could definitely have amped up the movie if he had been given a larger role and more screen time. And when I saw Tori Spelling's name on the cast list, a shadow fell over me. Yeah, I am not a fan of hers; must be a residue leftover from the "Beverly Hills 90210" days. But I am happy to say that she is well past that image and she actually performed quite well in "Mother, May I Sleep With Danger?".

The storyline was actually enjoyable, and I was definitely not expecting that this was a vampire movie. Turns out that it was actually an entertaining movie, and writers James Franco and Amber Viera definitely delivered a vampire movie with enough creativity and new-thinking to it that it managed to stand out from your average generic and run-of-the-mill vampire movie that come a dime a dozen.

I wasn't familiar with Leila George prior to this movie, I think. And I will admit that she definitely carried the movie quite well with her performance, and he had some nice help from co-star Emily Meade.

"Mother, May I Sleep With Danger?" turned out to be a genuinely good movie, and a very surprising one at that. So I was entertained. Sure I was.

My rating for this 2016 movie is a six out of ten stars. And I will say that "Mother, May I Sleep With Danger?" is a movie that is well-worth taking the time and effort to sit down to watch, especially if you like vampire movies and want a vampire movie that brings something new to the genre.

Lifetime/Soft Porn

[gab-67599 · 1/10 · 22 March 2021]

I really tried to give this movie a try. I love Vamps and I love Lifetime, but this movie should have never seen the light of day! By the end I kept saying "Oh, Come ON!". For a bi-sexual woman this movie only made me angry. This movie was just made for men to watch and get off for free. If a woman was involved in making this movie she should be slapped across the face with a copy of this DVD/Blu-Ray. Sad thing is, I have a crush on Franco but this has lowered my lust for him. Oh and at the end, why the hell would we care about what happened to the bad vampires instead of the ones the movie was actually about? Just horrible!!!

This movie sucks.

[mcmiller53 · 1/10 · 26 January 2021]

No pun intended.

Don't watch this nonsense if you're expecting a real remake or something even remotely like the first, awesome and campy version.

This is the worst movie I've ever seen and it doesn't even rise to "camp". It's a sad little vampire thing.

Avoid.

Awful movie

[spps-346-245729 · 1/10 · 25 January 2021]

And I love Lifetime movies! But this is one of the worst movies I've ever seen. Really disturbing with nothing to redeem it.

So bad it's good

[deedrala · 6/10 · 29 September 2021]

Yes, I know "so bad it's good" is a lame old cliche by now but it fits this movie perfectly. Several things were done very well and others just the opposite, so a mix of bad and good with the end result being a halfway-fun non-waste of an hour and a half.

The filler scenes were barely tolerable (the endless photo sessions, lesbians making out, and play rehearsals), and all the vampire stuff had been done many times before, but all in all it held my interest - if nothing else, only to see if the plot to 'turn' Leah would be successful. And THAT turned out to have a twist of its own.

Special mention goes to the Bob character: he was a forgettable minor character with a minor role in the first half, but then became a compelling main character toward the end, who did the best acting job of the entire cast (save the Pearl actress, maybe).

Other than the major plot hole of the supernatural theme, of course, there were too many smaller plot holes for it to be a 10/10 excellent production - like:

• why didn't the party date-rape guy end up as a nightwalker/vampire like Bob did?

• why was it implied that Leah's mom (the insanely untalented Tori Spelling) died from Bob's attack instead of 'turning' into a nightwalker/vampire? (Hard to imagine her skulking around in her soccer mom outfits on the hunt for victims to suck their blood lol)

• no police to be seen anywhere amongst all the bloodshed and vampirism, or even any witnesses to the daily weirdness going on

Note: the reviewer who said the ending should've shown how the lesbian couple ended up instead of the bad vampires - it did show that in the earlier conversation that Pearl and Leah had when Pearl explained the "eternal bond" to Leah, so it can be assumed that that is how they ended up, as a lesbian couple together for eternity, feeding off of each other.

Just for the sharp contrast of the fun campiness with the underlying sinister gory theme, I find that I can't be as hard on this as I usually am on most Lifetime movies. One last complaint though: it should have had something in the title to differentiate it from the original 'MMISWD?'

Grade B- / 6 out of 10.

Useless

[haroot_azarian · 5 May 2021]

Absolutely pathetic story line. It's like another lesbos vampiros! Just an excuse to make a kinky movie! And what about the police? No investigation of dead bodies drained of blood with fang holes in their necks! I'm glad most of the contributors felt it was crap too!