Narrator
Beau
Lump
Salome
Squirt (as Ollie Bell)
Chief
Hindlick
Billie Jean
Wanda
Claw
Beardy Brenda
Footsie Frieda
Mini Marylin
Maria Gemelocos
Carlita Gemelocos
Dullsville Security
Meat Locker Bouncer / Oscid Recnad
Mr. Norm
Mrs. Norm
Johnno Norm
Julie Norm
Squeak / Temple Guard / Frog Face / Guards
Chav Donnay
Bat Boy
Kitten
Muscle Pet
Whip Intime
Miss Muffin / Golden Goddess
Wunder Star
Val Kyrie
Admiral
Director
Gourmet / Two Headed Chef
Conductor
Billionaire Tramp
Rock Star
Bandy Legged John / Beanie Bent
Miss Spendapenny
Buddy Bag
Sick Bag
McBastard
Rosie
Hard Hat
Stained Singlet
Charlie Max Feu
Over Hall
Curly Fries
Trucker Scott
Flannel Shirt
Hijra (as Arish 'King' Khan)
Sheer Khan
Bal Barman
Temple Dancer
Temple Prancer
Temple Chancer
Templo Nancer
Sandokhan
Slutty Dancer
Drunk Tart / Freak Guard Leader
Dating Girl
Dating Man
Bal Bhutar Gangster
Bal Bhutar Gangster / Milly Makover
Roadside Band
The Mummies
Anna Margarita / High Priest
Nancy Skidnatra
Priscilla Pussy
Spider Furphy
Shelly Fabrace
Stella Steven
Inca Cola
Temple Acolyte
Temple Acolyte Conga
First Aztek
Temple Guard
Strapon Dancer
Temple Delight
Knockers
Buda Head
Horny Lady
Beard Hand / Guards
Bad Ass Beast
Gold Loins
Wanda Stunt Wrestler / Faztec (as Tommy Hellfire)
Commentator (as Sinbad J. Collins)
Wreffereee
Disco Band
Sugar Fed Leopards
Bigears
Pussyface
Reflektor Head
Flyboy / Electro Axe
Dancing Freak
Hairy Boy
Noddy Folder
Sink A Pated
Sexy Gainsburp
Glitter Fitter
Glam Slam
Disco Biscuit
Spread Legs
Sparkle Hard
Twinkle Toes
Twenty Twenty
DJ McLoud
Finger Up
Lazer Eyed Guard
Spoon Faced Guard
Iron Lady
The Shocker
Tazer Tits
Hand Solo
Haztec
Maztec
Kaztec