Jan Lewan
Marla Lewan
Mickey Pizzazz
Barb
Ron Edwards (as JB Smoove)
David Lewan
Lonny
Bitsy Bear
Christopher
Anita Krzyewski
Vince (as Wally Wolodarsky)
Lou Laroue
Marilyn
Stan Moetek
Connie Klopski
Debra Johnson
Beauty Pageant Judge
Presenter
Agent Ramirez
Mr. Lee (as Randolph B. Tow)
Sheila
Gorski
Grammy Reporter
Reporter (as James Boyd)
Anchorwoman
Customer (as Bruce Serafin)
Loud Lady
Trish
Applesauce
Prison Guard
PR Woman
Priest
Ruined Old Man
Mrs. Pennsylvania Contestant
Ed Krzyewski
Background Dancer (uncredited)
Dance Hall Patron (uncredited)
Pageant Audience (uncredited)
Self (archive footage) (uncredited)
Polka Dancer (uncredited)
Tourist (uncredited)
Teen Party Goer (uncredited)
Band violinist (uncredited)
Performance Attendee (uncredited)
Bus Driver (uncredited)
Drummer (uncredited)
Bus Tour Group (uncredited)
Security Agent (uncredited)
Prison Guard (uncredited)
Daughter Prison Visitor (uncredited)
Wife Prison Visitor (uncredited)
Tyrone (uncredited)
Basketball Playing Prisoner (uncredited)
Pope's Bodyguard (uncredited)
Teenage Girl (uncredited)
Telethon Operator (uncredited)
Red Carpet Celebrity (uncredited)
Jan Lewan Group (uncredited)
Onscreen Bass Player (uncredited)
Waiter / Performance Attendee (uncredited)
Polka Kid (uncredited)
Prison Visitor (uncredited)
Pope Visitor (uncredited)
Pizzeria Customer (uncredited)
Saxophone man (uncredited)
Performance Attendee / Polka Dancer (uncredited)
Lead Telethon Operator (uncredited)
Polka Child (uncredited)
Pope's Security (uncredited)
Nurse (uncredited)
Polka Band Musician (uncredited)
Uncle Rich / Polka Pro (uncredited)
Celebrity on the Red Carpet (uncredited)
Party Goer (uncredited)
Country Music Producer (uncredited)
Jan Lewen Fan (uncredited)
Prison Inmate (uncredited)