Cheating Babes
- Video
- 2015
- 2h 13m
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Brit porn talent slumming
Perhaps it's the free ticket, all-expenses paid, gig in Spain that does the trick, but various top Brit femme talent is commandeered for the disappointing Private title "Cheating Babes". Veteran (and usually reliable) British pornographer Gazzman shares the director's chair with local hack Xavi Rocka (known for such Private junk as "Twerking Teens").
The five vignettes are not heavy on credibility, gravitating toward the currently favored "gonzo with acting intros" format. An over-abundance of Clarke Kent, certainly not Ben Affleck but rather the busy but tiresome British performer, helps sink the proceedings, as he stars in three of the skits either displaying amazing recuperative powers (faster than a speeding bullet among them) or perhaps blessed with a more than 1-day-wonder shooting schedule.
The opening segment is typical of the ridiculousness. George Uhl catches his young wife Christen Courtney in flagrante delicto with Kent, and after his very poorly acted outrage, quickly joins in for some d.p. action. Final vignette is much better by virtue of casting current top draw from Blighty, Stella Cox, getting anally humped by Kent in many positions.
I've seen this stuff and these performers far more than once too often, and horror of horrors, am on the verge of becoming more selective when it comes to imbibing contemporary Brit Porn. I doubt if any of these pot-boilers will seem any better when viewed a decade from now, but their prehistoric ancestors, shot closer to the turn of this Century, prove to be infinitely more interesting.
The five vignettes are not heavy on credibility, gravitating toward the currently favored "gonzo with acting intros" format. An over-abundance of Clarke Kent, certainly not Ben Affleck but rather the busy but tiresome British performer, helps sink the proceedings, as he stars in three of the skits either displaying amazing recuperative powers (faster than a speeding bullet among them) or perhaps blessed with a more than 1-day-wonder shooting schedule.
The opening segment is typical of the ridiculousness. George Uhl catches his young wife Christen Courtney in flagrante delicto with Kent, and after his very poorly acted outrage, quickly joins in for some d.p. action. Final vignette is much better by virtue of casting current top draw from Blighty, Stella Cox, getting anally humped by Kent in many positions.
I've seen this stuff and these performers far more than once too often, and horror of horrors, am on the verge of becoming more selective when it comes to imbibing contemporary Brit Porn. I doubt if any of these pot-boilers will seem any better when viewed a decade from now, but their prehistoric ancestors, shot closer to the turn of this Century, prove to be infinitely more interesting.
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- lor_
- Mar 17, 2016
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