Seduction of a Penthouse Pet
- Video
- 2015
- 1h 36m
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Worthless latter-day Penthouse space-filler
Penthouse from the late Guccione's empire has gone through several death throes in recent years, and the reactivated Digital Media wing for porn features is issuing some terrible product. This loser bears token relation to its title, turning out to be merely wall-to-wall sex tied to a barely-there hook of girls having sex on Spring Break.
Director Edwin Lee shows zero talent, as the minimal conversations are as pointless as they are unintelligible, and the girls horsing around on a tennis court or by a pool footage is close to stock. Just get 'em in the bedroom or on a living room couch and hump is his set of marching orders.
Requisite lesbian scene is likely the highlight among lowlights. Penthouse Pets Lexi Belle and Ryan Ryans get it on in the "Immoral Proposal" mansion (of video fame as directed by Nica Noelle for Sweet Sinner) introduced by the duo at the house's famous spiral staircase flanked by poorly framed oval windowed front door. It is Ryans who seduces Belle, but latter has been in the biz for a full decade and her being "introduced" to Sapphic love is hard to swallow.
Though there are some big names involved (Adriana Chechik, Aaliyah Love), it's difficult to imagine this level of mediocrity being competitive in today's Adult marketplace. The nostalgia value of the brand "Penthouse" is about all it has to offer.
Director Edwin Lee shows zero talent, as the minimal conversations are as pointless as they are unintelligible, and the girls horsing around on a tennis court or by a pool footage is close to stock. Just get 'em in the bedroom or on a living room couch and hump is his set of marching orders.
Requisite lesbian scene is likely the highlight among lowlights. Penthouse Pets Lexi Belle and Ryan Ryans get it on in the "Immoral Proposal" mansion (of video fame as directed by Nica Noelle for Sweet Sinner) introduced by the duo at the house's famous spiral staircase flanked by poorly framed oval windowed front door. It is Ryans who seduces Belle, but latter has been in the biz for a full decade and her being "introduced" to Sapphic love is hard to swallow.
Though there are some big names involved (Adriana Chechik, Aaliyah Love), it's difficult to imagine this level of mediocrity being competitive in today's Adult marketplace. The nostalgia value of the brand "Penthouse" is about all it has to offer.
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- lor_
- Mar 22, 2016
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