Real British Fisting Babes Vol. 3

Fisting as a porn fetish has a simple history: popular in the '70s, it got unofficially banned more recently, and is now merely a staple on the internet along with every other gonzo pastime. But both German and British pornographers are more open about it, and this relatively recent DVD from Blighty is proof of that.

Like most Brit Porn it is funneled through Holland for some reason, I guess analogous to the Cayman Islands' use as a tax haven. My interest dwindled quickly as the amateurishness of the production is extreme, more extreme than the expected "forbidden" content.

I've always been interested in how filmmakers "degrade" their footage sometimes in an effort to make it seem realistic. Such was the case with that spate of phony "snuff films" back in the '70s -trying to approximate "found footage", or the idiotic gimmick on the part of yucky Tarantino & friends in processing their "Grindhouse" feature. (My local Chelsea cinema actually posted warning signs out front, to avoid customer complaints at the fake-poor-on-purpose print quality of G.)

Five scenes of relatively skanky girls (even attractive Lexi Ward is uglified for the occasion) carrying on with fists in their vaginas, sometimes self-inflicted, drone on seemingly interminably. It's so crummy the only reasonable use for this loser would be as an aversion therapy tool, similar to showing the unwilling Alex = Malcolm McDowell those violent films so long ago in Kubrick's "A Clockwork Orange".

Stupid me has several other Brit fisting epics at home to sit through, notably one designed to humiliate a favorite actress of mine Sam Bentley, so wish me luck. If you don't hear from me again, then perhaps these fisting efforts have turned out to be closer to snuff cinema than I had anticipated.