Duncan Thomson: Art isn't *for* the artist, no more than water is for the bloody plumber.
Edna: It was George, mmm, he was a fast worker. He wanted a bit of fun. I wish I did too, but I fought him off. I thought, "Edna, you can never go wrong not doing something. It's the things that you do that get you into trouble." Here I am 84 years old and I've never been in trouble in my whole bloody life. Goddammit!
Duncan Thomson: Every aspect of civilisation is going to the dogs, with the notable exception of TV.
Duncan Thomson: Do you think there's any way back for me? Because right now I think that's how I'm leaning.
Duncan Thomson: I'm Stevie fuckin' Wonder. Who do you want to be? Eartha fuckin' Kitt?
Duncan Thomson: You may ask, as I did, what caused Tucker to produce this cloying, bloodless, catastrophe? Well, reportedly, Tucker has found love. And I am here to tell you, my friends: It doesn't suit him.
Jackson: [deadpan] I know what a catheter is
Duncan Thomson: Hello! Welcome to 'Can You Hear Me?', your source for all things Tucker Crowe. If you're here, you're probably already a fan of Tucker's music. But if you're merely 'Crowe-curious', or you clicked on the link by accident, allow me to introduce you to one of the most seminal, and yet unsung, figures of alternative rock.
Annie Platt: It's weird to be writing this to a complete stranger I'll never meet. If we did meet, would you see what everybody else sees? I may look like a nice, well-adjusted English lady in a sensible cardigan, but these days it's a thin veneer, and it's started to crack.
Lizzie: [to her father Tucker] Are they're any other siblings you bothered to tell me?
Duncan Thomson: The good are not rewarded on the streets. Moral clarity exists not.
Lizzie: Well, maybe you should write a letter to the editor correcting the record. That way, your children might get some accurate information about you.
Tucker Crowe: [to Jackson] Hey, be careful, they're driving the wrong side, all trying to run you over.
Tucker Crowe: [introducing Annie to Lizzie] Annie's my friend from England. We were supposed to hook up yesterday, but then that didn't go so well.