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  • After more than a decade Brazzers is certainly old-hat, but this particular series amplifies that Geritol issue. Most of the mandatory six vignettes are about female cops, and the action consists mainly of them doffing their caps, removing their duds and humping. That doesn't even qualify as cosplay.

    Danny D, who's become the 21st Century John Holmes, keeps things moving in multiple assignments. He's a Brit stranded in Argentina without his passport, grilled by interrogator Esperanza Gomez in an arousing segment. Esperanza impressed me years ago but never got her career together -she could easily fill the porno slot equivalent to fellow Colombian Sofia Vergara if given half the chance.

    The wonderful Lexi Lowe talks tough (but unconvincingly) in drill sergeant mode in a failed Kubrick take-off "Full Body Jacket", starring opposite Brit Porn vet Jay R., he of the inimitable snake tattoo. There are many unidentified extras in this bit set in what looks like a hangar or warehouse, including the equally inimitable tattooed- all-over Dean van Damme.

    Danny D's back struggling with female cops twice more, once with the delectable Lou Lou and earlier with the heavily tanned Elicia Solis. Jayden Jaymes humps an uncredited Erik Everhard, while Richelle Ryan does some role playing dressed for Halloween in prison stripes in her bonus segment with Mick Blue styled as the cop.