It is difficult to criticize or evaluate fetish material, especially when it emanates from an off-the-grid outfit like Florida's successful (but empty-headed) Bang Bros. The principle of garbage in/garbage out applies.
Gresham's Law works in favor of the Bang boys - as standards in cinema deteriorate at warp speed, and in the Adult Entertainment subset have become virtually nonexistent, it is the lowliest who survive, not unlike our world's future ending up with cockroaches at the top of the food chain.
This porno food chain has veered of late toward niche entertainment, of which foot fetishism is a well-established club. The Bangs have hired some attractive and talented girls, like Phoenix Marie, Franceska Jaimes and Gina DiMarco, and they all demonstrate prowess at footsie, foot jobs and other tricks in their porno quivers of talents. Just the proper wriggling of toes is a shtick only perfected through practice and repetition.
It all adds up to a tedious program, devoid of purpose or actual content. The Bangs don't believe in scenarios or set-ups: their work is almost entirely based on untalented amateur porn pioneers in the "Girls Gone Wild", Ugly George or Rodney Moore tradition. Picking up girls while cruising the streets is their modus operandi, even if it's all fake and talent is booked through the usual modeling agents. The only recognizable guy in the cast is perhaps the least talented in modern times, big-dicked creep Alex Gonz.
There's an occasional moment that might wake up a drowsy viewer, say when Phoenix inserts both stiletto heels of her shoes into her own asshole for effect (that's stretching the notion of foot fetish quite a bit -more a shoe fetish I'd say), but the action here is as predictable as a money shot on the toes to end each of six boring segments. Or will the spunk be placed on the soles of the feet instead? This is the great philosophical question of our time, and the genius of the Bang Bros. provides an answer.
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