Jed: You wanna get high and watch Zelig?
Pat: [Referring to Ali's not saying she left for school early for student government] Bullshit.
Ali: [to Dana] Is your drugstore underwear wedged that deep up your ass?
Pat: [to Alan after having sex with him] Which one of us fucks better?
Ali: [Before she takes her first hit of H] Call my mom if I die.
Ali: Dad's having an affair.