Charlie Fitzpatrick
Evan Fitzpatrick
Markie Fitzpatrick
Heather Fitzpatrick
Laura Fitzpatrick
Principal Joe Allen
Harvey Fitzpatrick
Alumni 1 (as Adrian Graham)
Alumni 2 (as JD Banks)
Alumni 3 (as T.C. Anyachonkeya)
Referee (as Gary Moore)
Young Evan (voice) (as Vitaly Lebeau)