Leo (I) (2023)
Adam Sandler: Leo
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Quotes
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Principal : Isn't that something how they've grown? And in fifth grade, you'll find your kids wanting to make their own choices. Embrace it. Let them make their own mistakes.
Jayda's Dad : How long does this go?
Principal : Not terribly long Dr. Wenger. Now some of you may have heard about Mrs. Salinas' uh incident in class. First, I want to confirm it has nothing to do with anything she ate in the school cafeteria. She's just going to be taking some time off. A leave let say.
Mia's Mom : Wait! For how long?
Leo : Here comes the bomb!
Principal : For uh 'til she has the baby, let's say.
[the parents react to this information]
Summer's Mom : Are you sure? Did she get a second opinion?
Logan's Dad : Are you kidding me? This is what happened in third grade. The substitute was awful.
Jayda's Dad : I'm texting my daughter right now. She'll be devastated.
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Skyler's Dad : Look at these lazy class pets. Do they even move? I'd like that job.
TJ's Dad : That lizard looks pretty old.
Leo : Do I look old?
[the bug in Squirtle's hand shakes it's head no]
Leo : Thank you!
[Leo eats the bug]
Skyler's Dad : It's a tuatara. They live a long time 'til about 75.
Leo : Hmmm. Never knew that. Suck on that hamsters!
Skyler's Dad : Wow, looks like he's getting close to that.
Squirtle : Ah, he's nuts! I mean your old and cranky and lazy, but no way does that make you 75.
[Leo then flashes back to his years at Fort Myers Elementary School]
Leo : 1949.
Squirtle : What about it?
Leo : I was born around that... How many years has it been since 1949.
Squirtle : No idea! That's addition. They learned that in the second grade. We're all about fractions.
Leo : Great! Why can't they move us around a little so we can know more?
