Petite Ballerinas Fucked

The pidgin English title of this video from the suspect label Nubiles (= legal substitute for kiddie porn) acts as sort of a warning label to separate not the men from the boys but rather the perverts from the rest of us. My brand-new copy was defective, usually a cause of torment for me as the typical cheated consumer, but in this case I lucked out not having to sit through every last minute.

That's because, like so much of today's Adult Entertainment, "Ballerinas" is ludicrously repetitious. The anonymous filmmakers (no behind-the-camera credits, as usual) take pride in developing a certain shooting style, and all that goes with it (lighting, staging, pacing, etc.), and once locked in seem to robotically repeat themselves over and over again. The perhaps unconscious but clearly obvious to the naked eye goal is to achieve some sort of dubious perfection. Endless repetition in a kinetic art form means dullness and aridity.

We're presented with five vignettes of short little dancers in their tutus and leotards, practicing in the dance studio and stretching for the camera, always maintaining a poker face that a Flamenco dancer might envy. The color scheme is bleached out and drained, all the more to make them look pale and hopefully underage, though of course the pornographers have the papers to prove everybody's 18 & up. Remember, in porn the virtual rack-jobber's category of "Teen" means "Eighteen".

The novelty of the girls getting humped with some really big dicks, and more importantly that dick often shown in profile sticking out to dwarf the little girl poised to mouth it, wears off long before the 5th rendition unspools. It's all about masturbation, but I'll let you in on a little secret. In my youth before porn became prevalent (and in fact it was extremely scarce, with even the men's magazines of the day ridiculously tame in content) one had to use one's imagination for erotic stimulation. So in today's marketplace where sexual images are literally a dime a dozen, what's the point of mindlessly cranking out mindless footage merely to repeat an explicit sexual image? There's got to be more content than that.

Well, you won't find content here. You will find the two biggest stars in the industry for 2016, Riley Reid and Piper Perri, content to grind out crap for a paycheck. And that is evidently enough for the Nubiles folks and their fanbase, at least for now. The moving finger writes, and will soon move on. And as they move towards that grand old age of 30 ("Never trust anyone over...), Riley and Piper will find playing barely- 18-year-olds increasingly difficult -just ask Sunny Lane.