Scooby Doo 2: Monsters Unleashed

[the Critic sees a bright light shine down on him]

Roger: [from inside the light] You thought my terror was over? You thought there was no more torture to confront? Well, you were wrong!

Nostalgia Critic: What the Jesus? What is that?

Roger: The time has come to finish what you started years ago.

[the light stops, leaving behind a DVD of "Scooby-Doo 2"]

Nostalgia Critic: Why aren't I used to stuff like this already?

[he sees the DVD]

Nostalgia Critic: Oh, God!

Roger: [appearing dressed as a security guard] Hello. Something I miss?

Nostalgia Critic: No, security guard I didn't know worked here, except... a mystery.

Roger: Oh yeah? And what mystery is that?

Nostalgia Critic: Well, the last time I reviewed a Scooby-Doo movie, it nearly killed me, creating a rift in the space-time continuum from an angel named Roger that I killed in a Christmas special years ago, links here.

Roger: Ah. So there's only one person who could be responsible for this.

Nostalgia Critic: Yes. And I have no idea who that person is.

Roger: Seriously?

Nostalgia Critic: But I know the wild, wacky, mystery-solving group who can figure it out.

Roger: Do they involve hijinks?

Nostalgia Critic: Of course.

Roger: Goofy antics?

Nostalgia Critic: Naturally.

Roger: Crazy misadventures?

Nostalgia Critic: I feel that these are all variations of the same thing, but yes.

Roger: And who might they be?

Nostalgia Critic: [talking on his cell phone] Get me Gus, Lassie and Jules.

Roger: [more than a little confused] What?