[In unison, at the dinner table]

James Pope: May our minds be stronger tomorrow.

Ted Mitchum: May our minds be stronger tomorrow.

April Mitchum: May our minds be stronger tomorrow.

[They each shake hands]

James Pope: Everyone says they're trying to help me but nobody can find me the new episode of Brigsby.

James Pope: Everything's very big. It's really very big.

Ted Mitchum: [as Brigsby Bear] And remember... If you're feeling romantic emotions, only touch your penis twice a day.

James Pope: I've been an outlaw ever since I came into this world.

Merideth: Have you ever been with a girl?

James Pope: Mmm hmm. On the internet.