I've seen many a crummy video lately but this one takes the cake. A filmmaker whose luster has faded fast for me from recent viewings, B. Skow, handed in a worthless exercise, whose only purpose is to insult the trusting audience developed for a decade by Girlfriends Films. For shame.
Title cards intone on the importance of what we're about to see, claiming it was an experiment wherein adult film actresses were taken to a secret location, to be matched up with compatible co-stars and then taken to a shooting destination, on Dec. 5, 2012. This is all a made-up afterthought about to be contradicted by the actual footage, and Skow rubs it in with a card stating the program is "Not recommended for human consumption". Well, he got that part right.
It's bait and switch time, brother. Each of the requisite vignettes is introduced by an interview segment in which an actress pours out a lengthy line of b.s. which completely contradicts the premise stated above. They are each looking forward to a unique dating service and we'll be seeing the results of the match-ups. No experiment and no porn stars, even though these are porn stars or facsimiles thereof. Add in anti-male comments by each and you have a strained, stupid set-up to generic lesbian sex. Don't forget the cheap sets, with same couch repeated for several couplings.
Jenna J. Ross, who I ordinarily enjoy watching, came off as the phoniest in the bunch. And the supposedly ideal matchings (whether you buy either of the video's clashing premises) are more like random casting. The big-names like Ross, Veruca James and Yurizan Beltran are mixed in with also-rans, and the net result is 2 and a half hours of pointless filler. It's no wonder this did not result in a Girlfriends series, and its existence is nowhere to be found on the label's website just 3 years after release - I had to add it to IMDb myself after viewing.
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