The Jesus Rolls (2019)

Bobby Cannavale: Petey

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• Jesus : You know shit about jail, Frank?

  Family Man : No, not - not personally.

  Jesus : You know what you got at night to help you sleep?

  Family Man : No.

  Jesus : Tell him, Petey.

  Petey : Your hand.

• Mother : You ever see him bowl?

  Petey : A couple times.

  Mother : This man can roll. Nobody fucks with the Jesus.

• Jesus : When you think about it, it's a drag to be famous, eh?

  Petey : I'll tell you who was underrated, Vanessa Del Rio.

  Jesus : I don't like porn.

  Petey : She got so into it. She's like Pacino or something.

  Marie : Oh, there are good actresses and bad actresses, even in porn.

• Petey : I want to see his name, Paul Dominique, in the obits column. Fuck.

  Jesus : You shouldn't do that.

  Petey : What?

  Jesus : Never wish another person dead.

  Petey : What are you talking about? Nothing I ever wish for comes true.

• Marie : Maybe I wasn't made right. How are the other girls? What do they do?

  Petey : They're alive! You know, they - they - they enjoy themselves.

  Jesus : They moan and they thank you with their eyes.

  Petey : Their eyes - their eyes roll back in their heads. You could see the whites.

  Marie : Maybe you could - teach me. Want to try?

  Jesus : Yeah, man. Be my guest, man.

• Marie : Hey, Petey. You know what? Do you know what I think? If men knew more about getting fucked, maybe they would be better at fucking.

  Petey : What?

  Marie : You want to fuck me? Go ahead. Be my guest.

  Petey : Hey, we didn't come here for your ass, okay?

  Marie : Yeah? So what do you want then?

• Petey : Wow! So you didn't remember we balled?

  Marie : Well, I don't call that balling.

  Petey : What do you call it?

  Marie : Well, making love a little.

  Jesus : And we succeeded?

  Marie : Well, I'm sorry, no. But you tried! A for effort.

• Jesus : No more shampoo girls, man.

  Petey : I liked Marie because she was good people.

  Jesus : You know what you need, my friend? A night with a real woman, a tiger.

  Petey : Okay, I'm all for that.

  Jesus : A fighter. You don't know which is end is up, man.

• Petey : She went abroad.

  Jack : Where?

  Jesus : Portugal.

  Jack : Where's Portugal?

• Jesus : It's not always about the Johnson or the coochie, man.

  Petey : What do you mean?

  Jesus : It's the brain - telling the body to let go, eh? It's perplexing shit.

• Marie : I did it! I got my Christmas present. Finally!

  Petey : When I think of how we knocked ourselves out - over your hang up.

  Jesus : Balling, night and day.

  Petey : I mean, what does he got that we don't got? What?

  Jesus : One that vibrates?

• Jesus : I don't know who chose this car, but it's worse than a prison cell.

  Marie : Ah, it's good for the environment.

  Petey : Fuck the environment.

• Marie : You're happy?

  Petey : Yeah. I am.

  Jesus : We're good together, no? Thanks, man. Peaceful, on the road, hanging loose.