The Jesus Rolls (2019)

Audrey Tautou: Marie

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• Marie : I'm going to use the loo, try my new panties on, man. I hope they don't scratch.

• Jesus : [to Petey]  Nice going, man. Great performance. Three and a half minutes, man.

  Marie : Jesus, want to try?

  Jesus : You got there so fast she never left the starting gate, man?

  Marie : Yeah, yeah, yeah. Come on.

  Jesus : Watch and learn, young man. You have to admire the professionalism, man. The flexibility, man. It's all about finessing. Nice and easy, man, does it, man. We have the whole night ahead of us, right, Marie? Oh! Yeah! Woo! Woo! Yeah! Ah! Woo! Yeah!

• Jesus : When you think about it, it's a drag to be famous, eh?

  Petey : I'll tell you who was underrated, Vanessa Del Rio.

  Jesus : I don't like porn.

  Petey : She got so into it. She's like Pacino or something.

  Marie : Oh, there are good actresses and bad actresses, even in porn.

• Marie : Maybe I wasn't made right. How are the other girls? What do they do?

  Petey : They're alive! You know, they - they - they enjoy themselves.

  Jesus : They moan and they thank you with their eyes.

  Petey : Their eyes - their eyes roll back in their heads. You could see the whites.

  Marie : Maybe you could - teach me. Want to try?

  Jesus : Yeah, man. Be my guest, man.

• Marie : Don't feel like you have to say anything. Silence doesn't bother me. I'm a loner. And I plan to stay that way. No kids, no man. I don't cheat on anyone. I sleep with everybody. That way, no one is jealous. But not in my place. I fuck on the outside. And I remember, not like the bitches who pretend not to. You remember all those faces, drooling, groping, filthy words they whisper in your ear. Why always the left ear? Strange. All those kind of things. 374 guys I had, you know, inside me. Oh, don't give me that look. It don't even add up to one a week.

• Marie : Hey, Petey. You know what? Do you know what I think? If men knew more about getting fucked, maybe they would be better at fucking.

  Petey : What?

  Marie : You want to fuck me? Go ahead. Be my guest.

  Petey : Hey, we didn't come here for your ass, okay?

  Marie : Yeah? So what do you want then?

• Marie : Do you remember the fun we had, eh, at the sex parties?

• Marie : I'm fed up with a guy who thinks my ass is a bowling lane!

• Petey : Wow! So you didn't remember we balled?

  Marie : Well, I don't call that balling.

  Petey : What do you call it?

  Marie : Well, making love a little.

  Jesus : And we succeeded?

  Marie : Well, I'm sorry, no. But you tried! A for effort.

• Marie : I want to feel something here! You promised you'd kiss me, fuckheads!

• Marie : I'm not just a sex machine!

• Marie : I did it! I got my Christmas present. Finally!

  Petey : When I think of how we knocked ourselves out - over your hang up.

  Jesus : Balling, night and day.

  Petey : I mean, what does he got that we don't got? What?

  Jesus : One that vibrates?

• Jesus : You have to go.

  Marie : When I just started coming and feeling like this? No fucking way!

• Marie : don't cry. I'm not crying. Emotions is for assholes.

• Jesus : I don't know who chose this car, but it's worse than a prison cell.

  Marie : Ah, it's good for the environment.

  Petey : Fuck the environment.

• Marie : You're happy?

  Petey : Yeah. I am.

  Jesus : We're good together, no? Thanks, man. Peaceful, on the road, hanging loose.

• Marie : Listen to my feminine instincts. Sometimes I have vision. I'm never wrong. We're not going to jail! So shut up - and make love to me.