Daddy Made Me a Mommy
- Video
- 2015
- 1h 34m
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- ConnectionsFollowed by Make Me a Mommy Again Daddy (2016)
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Awful exploitation video
Exploitation films of the '60s, stretching back into the '30s, have tremendous nostalgia value, as we look back on campy efforts ranging from "Reefer Madness" to many a Herschel Gordon Lewis epic. But current pornographer J.W. Ties stubs his toe in attempting such content with this ridiculously bad piece of pregnancy porn and its even crummier sequel "Make Me a Mommy Again Daddy".
His meal ticket is Sierra Simmons, a busty Black actress who apparently has become the unfortunate Trilby to untalented dirty-old-man Ties' Svengali. Perhaps an unintended consequence of the notoriety about Richard Linklater's endless shooting schedule for "Boyhood" is mirrored in J.W.'s humping poor Sierra over an 8-month period, so we can see his stepdaughter impregnated with fake cream-pie shots (very poorly faked) and then onward to him having sex with her at later moments as her belly swells. Resulting hodge-podge messily blends elements of many porn genres: jail-bait, interracial sex, fake-incest and old-man-sleaze into the preggers fetish.
The duo's improvised dialog is terrible; sex scenes poorly executed.
For variety an untalented guy in Ties' troupe shows up as her white cousin to hump her. Bonus segment has her giving a blow job to a stunt cock, whose owner is never identified by use of POV-camera.
There's always a market for truly amateurish sleaze, as some folks just can't cotton to things like craftsmanship and professionalism -too slick. So it's no surprise that Ties in Florida is churning out this "family" porn as fast as his furry little feet can carry him. Count me out.
His meal ticket is Sierra Simmons, a busty Black actress who apparently has become the unfortunate Trilby to untalented dirty-old-man Ties' Svengali. Perhaps an unintended consequence of the notoriety about Richard Linklater's endless shooting schedule for "Boyhood" is mirrored in J.W.'s humping poor Sierra over an 8-month period, so we can see his stepdaughter impregnated with fake cream-pie shots (very poorly faked) and then onward to him having sex with her at later moments as her belly swells. Resulting hodge-podge messily blends elements of many porn genres: jail-bait, interracial sex, fake-incest and old-man-sleaze into the preggers fetish.
The duo's improvised dialog is terrible; sex scenes poorly executed.
For variety an untalented guy in Ties' troupe shows up as her white cousin to hump her. Bonus segment has her giving a blow job to a stunt cock, whose owner is never identified by use of POV-camera.
There's always a market for truly amateurish sleaze, as some folks just can't cotton to things like craftsmanship and professionalism -too slick. So it's no surprise that Ties in Florida is churning out this "family" porn as fast as his furry little feet can carry him. Count me out.
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- lor_
- Aug 25, 2016
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