10 November 2018 | Platypuschow
All Light Will End: Agonizing
Ahhhh 1/10 we meet again! So rare they are, but how much damage to my faith in the industry they do.
All Light Will End has some beautiful retro almost Argento like cover art so I was intrigued from the outset. Combine that with the memorable title and I thought this could be a title to turn 2018 around because it still sits as one of the worst years in cinema history on my analytics.
It tells the story of................well it has a girl and...............and she has dreams.............and..........stuff..........happens?!
So yeah, the film isn't exactly easy to follow. I'm not saying it's complex, I'm not saying its intelligent, I'm saying it's an absolute mess that makes absolutely no sense.
Played out in the real world, dream sequences and visions the story is baffling, the pace is ridiculous and the whole movie is a real chore.
I may be hard to impress, but it's also very hard to get a 1/10 out of me. That suggests a film has not one single redeeming feature! And All Light Will End ticks that box.
Fantastic cover art
Everything across the board
Things I Learnt From This Movie:
That singing wouldn't have assisted my sleeping, I'd have been engrossed!