Cutesy, fake title for "let's fool 'em!" compilation
This rightfully obscure porn title is merely a cobbling together of almost decade-old footage from a couple of series ("Precious Brides" and "Here Cum the Brides") shot by Bobby Rinaldi, reissued as if fresh. It's nearly on the level of those dreaded four to 10 hour junk marathon DVDs of old sex scenes that are on the verge of extinction in our Streaming age.
I enjoyed a couple of the vignettes, having thankfully missed entirely the original releases way back when, but that doesn't excuse this pointless exercise. Vicky Vette is a wonderful and forgotten star from the turn of this century, and Audrey Hollander always worth watching -hopefully she won't be forgotten too.
Emphasis is on anal sex, and most scenes begin with the bride in her wedding dress talking to the viewer (in an almost identical spiel) and briefly masturbating on a staircase. Her wedding night antics are boring but provide the sex content that we all demand. One mean-spirited segment has Nick Manning as the Best Man, humping the bride while her husband ("I only married you for your money!" she cries) Adam Wood is made the cuckold forced to watch. Manning of course screams "Droppin' f*cking loads!" as he ejaculates on Vicky's breasts.