Doug Plaut: Rex
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Quotes
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Rex : I don't suck dick, but I'll put it in my mouth till the swelling goes down.
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Richard Martinez : He's cute.
Rex : When we get back to the hotel, remind me to go down to the basement and find your standards.
Richard Martinez : Standards? Coming from you? You're the one that found the sex offender registry and thought it was a dating site.
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Rex : Don't look a gift whore in the mouth, because she probably has jacked-up teeth.
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Rex : Inconspicuous is my middle name. I have mean parents.
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Richard Martinez : [visiting Rex in a Russian prison] And what are you gonna do if they send you to Siberia and make you eat someone to stay alive?
Rex : Is he hot?
Richard Martinez : Focus!
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Rex : Mmm, origami is straighter than you.
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Rex : The cavity search wasn't very thorough, unfortunately.
