But lords, these girls are ugly
First of all this review is based on a few minutes I have previewed of this mediocre stretched out movie. The entire purpose, I thought, of Will Ryder's X Play movies was to do porn parodies of mainstream movies and sitcoms, like MASH and Bewitched, not to poke fun at other porn stars from the genre's classic era, many who are revered and worshiped by their fans, like Traci Lords, Ginger Lynn, Kristara Barrington and Christy Canyon. I'm surprised he doesn't worry about lawsuits over unpaid use of someone's image or likeness, if not outright libel, from the stars portrayed. Since these were big stars who kept tons of bread and butter rolling in without which there would be no successful porn biz today, at least the performers could look the part better and not wear tattoos or anything too different from the characters they played.For example, the pornstar playing Ginger Lynn doesn't look anything like her at all. Ginger always had a smooth looking face, but she looked like a guy in drag. Die-hard X Play fans can expect the usual marathon shots of each position. The long running time made it hard for me to contain from vomiting.
- Mar 17, 2017
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