Rocko's Modern Life: Static Cling (2019 TV Movie)

Joe Murray: Ralph Bighead, Rachel Bighead

Quotes 

• Ralph Bighead : I'll do it for my parents. But since the last time I saw them, I've... changed.

  [He steps out of the van and reveals himself to be a woman] 

  Ralph Bighead : I'm not Ralph anymore.

  [She takes off her hat and reveals her purple bob] 

  Rachel Bighead : I'm... Rachel.

• Mr. Dupette : [to Rachel]  We need you to work your magic. Your father will fill you in on all the details.

  [He addresses Ed, who is leaning on the desk with his eyes smugly closed, in a menacing tone] 

  Mr. Dupette : Ed, you're still in charge. Make this happen.

  Ed Bighead : Hello, so-

  [He opens his eyes and finds a young toad woman standing before him] 

  Ed Bighead : -on?

  Rachel Bighead : Hi, dad.

  [Mr. Dupette pops up from behind them in a golfing outfit] 

  Mr. Dupette : Welp, I'm going on vacation. This is the most work I've done in years. Good luck, Bigheads. Let me know when the special's done!

  Ed Bighead : [stammering]  But what... what goes on here? Where's my son?

  Rachel Bighead : I'm not your son, I'm your daughter. And I'm finally happy.

  [Ed, stunned, looks his daughter up and down] 

  Ed Bighead : This is crazy! No!

  Rachel Bighead : Yes.

  Ed Bighead : No.

  Rachel Bighead : Yes.

  [More stammering from Ed] 

  Ed Bighead : I-I-I can't do this! I have no daughter!