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  • This recent Brazzers release reflects the decline of that label in the decade-plus since it took over the big-breast genre in Porn. Not only are flat-chested women in the spotlight for the new international conglomerate-owned Brazzers, but the sex vignettes suffer from tired blood.

    Chief flat girl is current superstar Riley Reid, a most accomplished performer, but out of place in this junk. She has given many fine acting performances but in the past year or so has gone over to the Dark Side, cranking out endless gonzo or kink garbage for a buck.

    In this case, she indulges the very fashionable IR craze, utterly miscast as a shrink (wearing glasses and high heels, she looks like a little girl who's invaded mommy's clothes closet for dress-up) listening to patient Sean Michaels' dumb self-assessment: he's suffering from an obsession that the vignette title christens him a "Vagitarian".

    Yet it is Riley who seduces him: cue the POV camera and her removing her glasses to service the aged Black stud, with precious little cunnilingus despite the title. Instead it is cock-worship, an unsubtle change of emphasis in the Brazzers content - each scene focuses more on a huge dick than on the humongous breasts of yore.

    With six scenes in total, there is some mammary fetishism for us die- hard fans, in this case mega-busters Sara Jay and a bonus scene featuring muscular Jewels Jade. Sara is cast as a misbehaving teacher reprimanded and humped by her big Black principal "Jax Slayher", a particularly untalented fellow cast merely because he has a big dick, and a BBD one at that. Cheap classroom set is typical of the video's low-end production values, just a compilation of six filler segments cranked out by Brett Brando for the website.

    The bonus opens with a sweaty Jewels in jogging costume out running, sexy as hell, and then featured in a lengthy shower scene with a stud named Stallion. Her vignette makes fun of her young daughter (uncredited as usual) who is worried about her blind date, but needn't, since mama steals him away, bamboozling the kid (leads to an utterly cornball "Not again mother!" tag-line ending after mom Jade humps the guy into next week. The wet shower sex is interesting, especially with low angle shots of Jade's stand-up sex and the usual "Cool Hand Luke" breasts pressed up against the shower door glass.

    AJ Applegate steals the show with her extended anal sex scene with Michaels clearly indicating she has practiced backdoor sex considerably, but Brando (or whoever directed her dumb segment) uses a boring single- camera set-up fixated on Sean hammering away at her from behind, the image fixated on his long dong going in and out of AJ's rectum maybe a thousand times. This scene is titled "A St. Patty's Pounding", on an extremely cheap set purporting to represent a bar, with a couple of shamrocks on display. It makes similar crummy Bluebird Films from England stagings look like masterpieces of production design by comparison.