4 November 2016 | lor_
Fun self-satire for the Brazzers label
England's Dick Bush has been a lifesaver for the rather aimless new edition of the Brazzers label, a porn outfit dedicated to big-breast burlesque sketches in its early years dating back to 2004 but now a catch-all depository of often sub-par content. Bush also directs more ambitious (and expensive) projects for Brazzers' sister company Digital Playground, itself undergoing an identity crisis.
This four-parter has Danny D sucked into his beloved Brazzers porn website and enjoying sexual adventures in cyberspace. With minor SPFX and rudimentary sci-fi/fantasy elements, the show is an excuse for DD to whip out his massive cock and service a satisfying roster of Brit Porn starlets.
The self-reflexive jokes at Brazzers' expense are timid, hardly biting the hand that feeds one, but add a comical element to the porn. Showy opening scene is a typical Brazzers sketch with the one and only Sensual Jane wearing glasses as a sexy school-teacher, dishing out lesbian punishment to redhead cutie Ella Hughes, decked out in a school-girl outfit. Injecting a bewildered but game Danny into this equation makes for a most arousing threesome.
There's a cosplay villain called the Master of Brazzers who sports okay facial make-up effects and who assigns his hench-woman Capt. Avy (striking Aletta Ocean) to eject Danny and right the ship at Brazzers. Ocean humps the boy, with Danny role-playing as a prison guard, in a jail cell and provides plenty of anal content for the horny fans.
Julia Ann makes her presence felt in a fairly extraneous doctor skit, true to mindlessness of a typical Brazzers internet vignette and of course satisfying merely because they had the good sense to hire Julia Ann. Finale provides fake-closure with Danny reunited with his cute Eastern European wife Mea Melone, who like Aletta is prone to taking his mighty dick in her butt. Twist ending was fun, casting doubt on Brazzers' casting practices.
Fans won't mind, but I was unhappy that this feature was put out with no credits, meaning many extras (of whom I easily identified Johnny Sins and Dean Van Damme) get no recognition. To fill out the program, short compared to Brazzers old four hour standard, is a lengthy unrelated vignette pitting Danny against a truly big-butt lady Lola Foxx in corny sex- in-the office action. So Danny delivers five copious money shots, no other males necessary this time out.