Laura Snow
Ian
Tom
Dave
Alice
Heidi
Scott
Adam
Sharon
Lord Byron
Chelsea (as Jamie Dunn)
Dylan
Cathy
Guy at Bakery
Landlord
Luis
Alexi
Brett
Friend at Bakery
Luis's Boyfriend
Melvyn
John Pizza
Abraham Lincoln
Chair Wrestler
Neighborhood Guy
Young Woman
Mariah
Peter
Steve
Roommate 1
Roommate 2 (as Sophie Conger)
Female Customer