Spoilers to follow well maybe not but who wants to be blacklisted. This movie can be summed up with the following 3 statements, bad acting, low budget, soft core porn. If that is your thing go for it. Best acting chops goes to the guy and his girlfriend in the second act. So in order to get this posted I have to type in a full five lines of text. It is actually almost not worth posting this warning when it was actually summed up pretty well with just two lines. Definitely not for kids or people who love sci-fi movies, even bad ones. As a porn it doesn't work; as a movie it doesn't work. If there were a negative review system it would rate around -11.
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slickdiggs11 July 2017
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frogstompx-585-2344863 August 2018I'm not sure why this movie has such a low rating. What were people expecting when they watched it? Is the acting bad? Of course! Is the plot paper thin? Absolutely! But... boobs! That's what it's about, and it delivers.
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I watched this movie last week, titled "Primal Pleasure Station" on Cinemax. I thought it wasn't too bad for late night cable, although it did leave some things to be desired.
We begin with Princess Dyanna (Blair Williams), travels with her bodyguard, Tara (Vanessa Cage) to a large spaceship that is basically an intergalactic cathouse for a "hands-on" vacation. The opening scene is full of innuendo between Dyanna and Cassia (Veronica Vain), the liaison who greets her upon her arrival. By the way, I'd like to meet more bodyguards dressed like Tara. Miniskirts and high heels should be standard bodyguard attire.
The entire situation is a trap laid by Aria (Erika Jordan), who wants to hold the princess hostage in order to save her planet from destruction.....and further her plans for general bad-girl domination. Cassia is her servant, and at this point, I'm looking forward to those two hooking up. Aria orders an attack on the station, knowing that since the princess is there, a counter-attack will be imminent.
Once the siege begins, Dyanna and Tara make a break for it, hopping into a ship and barely escaping the attack. They eventually wind up on Earth, where the fun really begins. Jake, always on the hunt for UFOs, and his sexually frustrated girlfriend Suzi (Karlie Montana) happen to find Dyanna and Tara in their house, feasting on their food. Jake, naturally, is intrigued by the two attractive ladies wiping out his fridge. Suzi is a bit skeptical, and also makes wisecracks about their wardrobe.
Jake figures that in order to prove that Dyanna and Tara are truly aliens, he has to test their clothes (being late night cable, this provides a reason for them to get naked). Also, since they come from an all-female planet, neither of them have had any experience with men before (don't worry, Jake can help you with that). Cassia trails them to Earth, but she too is intrigued by the male species and ends up with her legs in the air in no time flat. Secret agent Daniels finds her roaming outside the house and.....well, you know what happens.
Eventually, this leads to a big orgy at the end of the movie featuring the three female protagonists, Cassia, and Daniels the secret agent. Don't worry, Aria gets her some to wrap things up; she spots Jake outside all by himself, not included in the festivities. A brief exchange of pleasantries and off come the clothes. Yeah, it was that easy.
The sci-fi aspect of the film provided a backdrop to let the good looking women get down to business. The story was sort of forgotten at points, and I'm not quite sure if there was a clear ending, but every woman in the film got naked at some point, and that is an accomplishment. While the story was minimal, the funny one-liners were plentiful, so at least that made up for it somewhat. I thought this was a solid flick if you're looking for the most amount of skin possible without it being a full-on porn movie. Actually, I've seen pornos with meatier plots. Nonetheless, this works as a sexy late night sci-fi comedy.
Women: A. I give this movie an A in this category because of the well-rounded nature of the cast, and no, I'm not talking about Veronica Vain's breasts. I'm familiar with the work of every woman in the cast (especially Veronica Vain), and I was pleased by what I saw. Blair, Vanessa, Veronica, Karlie, and Erika made up a very solid cast.
Sex: B+. I give the sex a B+ because it was good, but not great. MRG films are still the best in the softcore genre when it comes to sex scenes, but the scenes in this flick weren't bad.
Story: B. Normally I wouldn't give a movie like this a high grade in the Story category, but the funny dialogue won me over. Plenty of one-liners. Veronica Vain had a solid performance as the supporting antagonist. Blair and Vanessa did a good job as the slightly aloof princess and bodyguard, delivering their jokes in a serious, deadpan manner. The script had a lot of jokes in it, and most of them were pretty funny.
Overall: B+ A solid movie by late night cable standards. I've seen better sci-fi softcore movies, but "Primal Pleasure Station" was a solid outing. Funny dialogue that doesn't take itself seriously, a good looking female cast, and plenty of sex scenes...all in less than 80 minutes. It's a formula that works. It's not one of my top flicks, but it's solid enough to watch a second time if you'd like. -
lor_13 May 2021Once upon a time, extending back to the '70s, hardcore porn movies could crossover toward the mainstream with sci-fi themes, overlapping with fans of both genres. But this poorly made softcore feature, from Fred Olen Ray's low-grade Retromedia label, tries and fails to go in the other direction: softcore porn with a dollop of sci-fi starring hardcore XXX talent and failing in all ways.
This is a line-up of topnotch stars: Blair Williams, lesbian cinema icons Karlie Montana and Darcie Dolce, former ingenue Vanessa Cage, now with huge fake boobs, overrated Veronica Vain and a softcore/fetish player Erika Jordan (who has a terrible voice). They simulate sex, recite insufferably stupid "comic" dialog and leave the verbal exposition to truly awful NonSex actors. The brief outer-space battles of the first reel are acceptable, but the rest of the movie is incompetent.
Bottom line is that these beauties deliver fine performances and truly sexy action in their hundreds of hardcore roles, not here. -
Veronica Vain is my favorite Sex scene ever, she gets herself into heat as she makes love on the porch and she is like an human alien from the other side of the Galaxy.
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melissamounds21 March 2020Fun story, great outfits, well endowed stars. I enjoyed this one.
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Like seriously this is a grade A action movie I watched it with my kids and we all had a great time! -
I come from the east of the earth. I like this film very much. I love the good people and traitors in the film. I want to live with them. If they are willing to come to the east of the earth, I will make them get the same happiness. I love alien women. Of course, they can go back to their planet and come back to my house when they want to travel again. Thank you.