Marisa Tomei credited as playing...
May Parker
- May Parker: Hungry?
- [May throws a banana at Peter and hits him in the face]
- May Parker: You can dodge bullets but not bananas?
- May Parker: I thought that you could sense that with your Peter-Tingle.
- Peter Parker: Please stop saying "Tingle", May.
- Happy Hogan: Hey, sorry I'm late.
- May Parker: Happy! Hey.
- Happy Hogan: Oh, you look lovely.
- May Parker: Thank you, you too.
- Happy Hogan: Thank you. New dress?
- May Parker: Uh, yeah. Yes, it is. That's a new beard.
- Happy Hogan: It's my blip beard, because I grew it in a blip. Blip beard.
- May Parker: I see.
- Spider-Man: What just happened?
- Peter Parker: I've face a lot of deception, and I'm tired of the lies. So it's time for the truth to be out there. Are you dating?
- Happy Hogan: Yes.
- May Parker: Not really.
- Happy Hogan: What? I think...
- May Parker: It's a summer fling.
- Happy Hogan: Yes, that evolves and grows like any other. Open to wherever it might lead.
- May Parker: I still don't know where it's going to go. Anywhere. On or off.
- Happy Hogan: And to share with people...
- May Parker: But we'll always be friends, no matter what.
- Peter Parker: I'm going to go, because I've got a date. Uh, bye.