The Parodies 6 (2016)

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29 December 2016 | lor_
Cosplay edition spotlights Danny D's Dick
Though only Brett Brando was added to IMDb initially for this spoof/ripoff compilation, it is actually Dick Bush directing most of the episodes, starring his meal-ticket actor Danny D. Quality varies throughout, but it's diverting to watch this junk in small doses as opposed to the horrendous full-length feature porn "parodies" (= ripoffs of copyrighted content).

Fans will likely favor the Riley Reid vehicle "Harley in the Nuthouse", a claustrophobic Brando-helmed skit of her as Harleen (per DVD credits) despite the contradictory title, bamboozling shrink Bill Bailey and driving him nuts. The verve and fanciful styling of Reid as the comic book character merely proves she is a terrific actress, who should soon be graduating from gonzo jail-bait crap to mainstream productions (I hope). It's about time, because most of her recent work, while lucrative, has been horrendous due to hack producers & directors hiring her.

The three Danny D starrers are interesting to start off, though each deteriorates into all-sex in a hurry. He fills in for Capt. Kirk in an episode of Star Trexxx called "The Captain's Seed", in which busty alien Brooklyn Blue requires Danny spunk in order to repopulate her planet's dying race. He is first primed, using a masturbation device (cock pump) wielded by the exotic Zara DuRose, and then they have a routine threesome before his long-distance fountain of a money shot on BB's face. Brooklyn, a great Brit Porn actress, is unrecognizable as a brunette after years of blondage, while DuRose continues to impress, she being versatile enough to do mainstream porn like this, though her day job is dominatrix and fetish model to exploit her unusual look: tall, thin, pale and with big fake boobs. See her do her thing in "Zara's Fetish Girls", memorably co-starring Stella Cox.

Danny returns with the girl who's breast in show, wonderful (but silent) import Patty Michova. She's in latex and fetish costume a Psylocke, battling Danny's Magneto to the death. Patty also receives an extreme sloppy facial from Mr. D, sure to please the fans.

Final DD performance is in "Princess Lay", perhaps ill-timed for release upon the death of Carrie Fisher (who's being spoofed) and her mom Debbie Reynolds, but all's fair in porno one assumes. Abby Cross, like Reid before her, defies the original Brazzers Prime Directive of huge bazooms, but makes up for it humping Danny as Bobo F*ck on a desert planet. Highlight here is probably Dick Bush's atmospheric location photography which captures the look of the alien world quite nicely. Danny's costume is so old-fashioned a space-suit it resembles something out of the groundbreaking "Rocketship X-M" 65 years-plus ago.

Another X-Men ripoff is very poorly done, though it is fun to see Nicole Aniston in lithe action covered in blue makeup as Mystique, servicing Xander Corvus (as Cyclops) and Charles Dera (as Logan/Wolverine) simultaneously. Her blue covering becomes splotchy, especially south of the waist, as she humps and the fight scene between the guys is junky, but I liked one minor stunt that Xander fearlessly performed.

Sixth vignette, not listed as a separate bonus in the usual Brazzers style but part of the regular program, has Jordi El Nino Polla as Spiderman, dubbed (you can't see his mouth too well in costume) in unaccented English as he teams up with Mila Milan as Black Cat to fight some criminals. I had just seen Mila, with entirely different styling, do a good job starring in Bush's "Infernal", so it is likely he helmed this segment, too. Jordi is underage-looking but with requisite big dick, and show ends nicely with Mila literally carrying him away in her arms, befitting this reverse jail-bait motif.

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Action | Adult | Comedy | Sci-Fi

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Release Date:

6 December 2016

Language

English


Country of Origin

Canada