Lee Van Queef: Now I'd like to introduce you to, the bear squad
[a group of large men appear holding various heavy tools]
Bear Squad Leader: We are going to mop the floor with you two wankers
Vargas: Sam, deploy the twink, quick, before they kill us.
[Sam throws a deflated blowup doll near the men which inflates and changes into a fully naked young man that attracts the 'bear squad' away from Vargas and Sam]