Glamspank

The "glam" in the title word has to do with Bluebird's roster of glamour girls, which they called Glambirds, affecting a Britishism that helps pin down the origin of this porn content, even though half of it is Americano shot and those pesky "custodian of records" disclaimers always list Las Vegas to confuse us fans. This edition is clearly British-made based on its predominately Brit Porn talent, but despite its title is very light on the expected BDSM.

Instead the five vignettes are generic sex scenes with perhaps a half- hearted spank or two on the backside administered. Saving grace as always is the set of lovely Brit lasses on display.

Silliest sequence, and closest to traditional fetish video crap, has an older gentleman credited as "Piggly Hog" cast as a shop owner unhappy with his goldbricking sales associates, the super-busty duo of Jasmine Black and Sensual Jane. He catches them having lesbian sex, and asks: "Show me what you were doing", then spanks them a bit before humping them. Clearly a waste of top talent, stuck with this schnook as threesome co-star.

Lou Charmelle appears in one of her globe-hopping trips away from her French home base, but otherwise its standard Brit Porn of little interest. Circa 2011 Bluebird was grinding out these filler videos with mind-numbing speed, flooding the market and even though a new distrib has recently reissued many of them they were outdated even when new.